Howard Stern to remake "Porkys"

If anyone can remake 80′s smut-fest "Porkys" it’s radio shock-jock Howard Stern. And that’s what the wildman plans to do. According to Variety, Stern is teaming with Dan Gross’ new Arclight Films to remakes "Porky’s" and "Rock ‘n’ Roll High School".Stern said he’d love to use the updated "High School" as a launchpad for another up-and-coming band. The titles will be presented under the banner "Howard Stern Presents…," with the radio shockjock serving as exec producer on both.