No "Dude, Where's My Car" sequel

Ashton Kutcher told The Herald Sun today that the long rumoured sequel to "Dude, Where’s My Car?" – apparently titled, "Seriously Dude, Where’s My Car?" – is a no go. "It’s just a rumour", Kutcher says. "No script even. And I would think in order to make a movie you’d have to have a script". Um, I dunno, not having one for the first one seemed to work out ok.