Wouldn’t it be grand to attend the Razzy Awards? Just to see the losers get up and accept their awards. Actually, Tom Green’s the only one who’se ever done that to my knowledge but still, it sounds like a great night. This year Madonna was named Worst Actress for her performance in "Swept Away", Roberto Benigni was named worst actor for "Pinocchio", Hayden Christensen was named worst supporting actor and George Lucas and Jonathan Hales were singled out for worst screenplay for Episode 2, among others. Also nice to see Britney Spears getting slammed for her role in "Crossroads".