A “Dr Who” movie has been stuck on the rumour mill conveyer belt for years – today, confirmation that one is finally happening. Just not a legit one. According to a report on Aint it Cool, “Sick of waiting for the BBC to get off their arse and greenlight a Doctor Who series with Paul McGann (I know I’m fucking sick of waiting)? Andrew Merkelbach (of, coincidentally, Merkelbach Films) is about to make a feature film called (wait for it)Doctor Who : Dramas of the Alternate. We wish Merkelbach the best in his endeavour, and assure him that despite not granting him the rights, the BBC is very unlikely to pursue legal action”.