When inspiration is at a stand still

According to Variety, another Video game is turning feature film [yes, the idea well must be almost dry by now]. “Half-Life”, a first-person shooter game, which premiered in 1998, pits the player against a horde of monsters crawling left, right and centre over the screen. Valve, the game’s developer, is seeing dollar-signs. "We’re trying to build the context of the game, build something that extends the elements of the game," marketing director Doug Lombardi said. "We’re very particular about making sure it gets done the right way." Next, “Gorf” perhaps?