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Not as 'Fantastic' as what we thought she was up for

Not as 'Fantastic' as what we thought she was up for
Caffeinated Clint

Finally the mystery as to what Superhero movie Jessica Simpson is attached to…is solved. According to Superhero Hype, “…the project is actually the big screen adaptation of Marvel Comics’ Mort, The Dead Teenager. Quentin Tarantino will executive produce. His production company, A Band Apart, and Madonna’s Maverick Films will co-produce the film to be distributed by Dimension Films. According to Jessica’s manager and father, she will play the female lead in the action comedy to be released in the summer of 2004. The cult comic classic, from creator Larry Hama, is about a slacker teenager who is hit by a train and killed. After his death, he meets Teeth Death, who tells Mort that he must now haunt those that he knew in his life.” But it ain’t no “Fantastic Four” is it…

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