John Travolta, Tim Allen, Touchstone.

Two guys that are both looking for a hit right now are Tim Allen and John Travolta, so it makes sense then that the “Christmas with the Kranks” and “Ladder 49” belly flops should unite in an effort to keep their dwindling flames still perch.

Touchstone wants the twosome to team on a comedy called “Hogs Wild”, described by the Hollywood Reporter as telling the yarn of a group of four frustrated middle-aged biker wannabes who hit the open road in search of adventure only to encounter a real Hell’s Angels group. Travolta and Allen will play two of the four suburban men.

Better than “Be Cool 2 : Bit Chili in Here”, right?