By Adam Frazier
In â€œStep Brothers,â€ the latest comedic offering by writer/director Adam McKay (â€œTalladega Nightsâ€) and Will Ferrell (â€œSemi-Proâ€), two spoiled guys become competitive stepbrothers after their single parents get hitched.
The countless commercials and theatrical previews instantly sell the concept with outrageous comical bits such as two grown men building a bunk bed, doing karate in the garage and even trying to bury each other alive. Unfortunately, those are the funniest parts of â€œStep Brothers,â€ and if youâ€™ve seen any of these trailers or TV spots, youâ€™ve already seen too much.
39-year-old Brennan (Will Ferrell) and 40-year-old Dale (John C. Reilly) become stepbrothers and donâ€™t hit it off, in fact they pure straight hate each other. Theyâ€™re forced to share a bedroom in which they stay up all night hurling insults at each other. â€œAs soon as your eyes shut Iâ€™m going to punch you square in the face,â€ you know â€“ the typical Will Ferrell lines weâ€™ve heard in every one of his movies ever.
The two are immature, middle-aged and overgrown â€“ way too old to be parading around the house in Star Wars pajamas, though this reviewer doesnâ€™t see anything childish about that at all. After sharing a mutual disgust for Brennanâ€™s dickweed of a younger brother Derek (Adam Scott), the two begin to bond and become friends. In fact, youâ€™ve seen the transformation already. The brothers learn that, not only do they both love Velociraptors, they would both sleep with John Stamos if they were chicks. Itâ€™s after this brief but very important revelation the two become best friends.
Cue the montage of juvenile humor and shenanigans that has made Will Ferrell a household name. Dale and Brennanâ€™s parents eventually lose their cool and demand the irresponsible brothers get real jobs, which leads to yet even more hilarity â€“ though it is nothing new, and if â€œSemi-Proâ€ left you feeling exhausted of Will Ferrellâ€™s typical shtick, then donâ€™t expect a lot more from â€œStep Brothers,â€ though it is better than his underwhelming basketball flick.
Unlike hits like â€œAnchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundyâ€ and â€œTalladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby,â€ â€œStep Brothersâ€ is Rated R with tons of crude humor and explicit language â€“ maybe too much. It just isnâ€™t funny to hear Will Ferrell drops F-bombs every other minute. He was always much funnier on Saturday Night Live when he showed restraint and provided a more subtle brand of humor. â€œStep Brothersâ€ would benefit from more outrageously comical bits and less purposefully crude and explicit humor.
The biggest difference between â€œStep Brothersâ€ and Ferrellâ€™s other films is the lack of quotability. Minus the bunk bed accident, the John Stamos man-love, there isnâ€™t really anything memorable about the film. As a SNL skit, â€œStep Brothersâ€ could have been classic but the fact is, it loses steam and fizzles out as a full-length film. 10 years from now people will still be reciting lines from â€œOld Schoolâ€ and â€œAnchorman,â€ and â€œStep Brothersâ€ will be but a reminder of Ferrell going back to the well too many times.
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Star Wars trilogy - no, the other one, fella!
Alex G - far more talented than her younger brother Alex H
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Inflatable kids pools full of Vodka Lime Crush.
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