After two years on the shelf, that barely-tainted â€œAll the Boys Love Mandy Laneâ€ print will finally get to bonk a splicing machine this year.
Having heard the applause from various festivals around the country, and later Toronto, The Weinsteinâ€™s quickly pulled out their wallets in favour of trading some green for ownership rights in the hip thriller. And it would have been their savviest acquisition since the original â€œScreamâ€. If only they hadnâ€™t have kicked it to the curb.
After the colossal failure of the similar-in-tone â€œGrindhouseâ€, The Weinsteinâ€™s dumped the flick – entirely. Now, thanks to Senator Entertainment, itâ€™ll finally see the light of day (a release is rumoured for sometime in August).
One can understand why Bob and Harvey cut their ties with the flick â€“ but at the same time, itâ€™s a pity they couldnâ€™t see the worth in it and stick with it anyway (a good marketing campaign and it can still work). I still believe a good film can find itâ€™s audience â€“ especially one that features a â€˜hot new starâ€™.
Amber Heard, seen recently as Seth Rogenâ€™s (!) teenage girlfriend in â€œThe Pineapple Expressâ€, plays the titular role â€“ a smokinâ€™ hottie who has guys falling at her feet left, right and center. She is wickedly good. Itâ€™s the role thatâ€™ll make her a star (if she isnâ€™t already by the time the film is out). We know sheâ€™s hot â€“ she knows sheâ€™s hot â€“ but thatâ€™s about all we know about her. And itâ€™s all we need to know about her.
In the filmâ€™s opening sequence, Mandy Lane watches as two of her admirers, polar opposites Emmet (Michael Welch) and Dylan (Adam Powell) sit on a roof, talking about her, and gazing at her. Emmet encourages Dylan to jump from a roof into the swimming pool to impress Mandy. Dylan hits the concrete and dies.
9 months later. Mandy is invited to spend a couple of days at a â€˜ranchâ€™ with some friends. Quite a killer vacation it ends up being â€“ with everyone (but you know who) getting knocked off by an unseen â€“ he obviously â€œlovesâ€ Mandy Lane, thatâ€™s all we know – assailant.
Iâ€™d been hearing about â€œMandy Laneâ€ for a while, and only recently managed to catch it. Glad I did. Having lost so much faith in the slasher genre of late â€“ if they arenâ€™t tired remakes of earlier, better movies, theyâ€™re clichÃ©-ridden turds that arenâ€™t so much thinking of their audience as they are the â€“ itâ€™s refreshing to see a â€˜teen killerâ€™ flick thatâ€™s had some thought put into it.
Imaginatively written by Jacob Forman, and craftingly directed by Jonathan Levine, â€œMandy Laneâ€ is a cheeky horror pic reminiscent of Eli Rothâ€™s exceedingly-fun â€œCabin Feverâ€ â€“ lots of gore, but just as many laughs to be had. Like the latter, itâ€™s also got some killer music (lots of golden oldies!), not to mention some great performances â€“ Heard being the standout. Hopefully, like â€œFeverâ€, â€œLaneâ€ manages to find an audience.
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Against the Current - the band, not adventures in dangerous swimming 101
Zedd - If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? (Well, answer my question!)
Arrow (Okay, Felicity from Arrow!)
Chrissy Costanza (cat eyes and buttery lyrics!)
Girls (TV) (Okay, Allison Williams!)
Movies - especially when they play in the dark.
Twin Peaks (TV)
Friends (TV) (It had me at "No way are you cool enough to pull Clint"; damn straight, Chandler!)
Traveling - preferably where water is, so I can splash someone!
Star Wars trilogy - no, the other one, fella!
Alex G - far more talented than her younger brother Alex H
Cameron Crowe movies - Say Anything..., Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous
The sign 'Free Wi-Fi'.
Reenacting dance/song scenes from "Grease" with my little girl (hey! Wait till you see my 'Summer Lovin'! - don't judge)
Die Hard - 40 stories of Sheer Adventure!
Alex Goot & Friends (his enemies aren't half as talented!)
Cooking up a nice dish and sitting in the entertainment area, on a cool night, basking in it's greatness.
Inflatable kids pools full of Vodka Lime Crush.
Acidic Email from angry, over passionate teenagers after I trash something "Twilight"-related on the site. Sparkle elsewhere.
My baby girl's big, caring heart.