Suspiria casting in Coruscant?

Queen Amidala might be taking a dip in a vat of corn syrup, if Bloody Disgusting are correct.

The site says Natalie Portman is rumoured to be producing, and starring in, a remake of the classic frightflick “Suspiria”.

David Gordon Green (“The Pineapple Express”) will direct the pic (yeah, seems like a peculiar choice doesn’t he!?), a redo of Dario Argento’s 70s film about a newcomer to a fancy ballet academy who gradually comes to realize that the staff of the school are actually a coven of witches bent on chaos and destruction.

Nothing like a horror remake, hey? Don’t answer that.