Queen Amidala might be taking a dip in a vat of corn syrup, if Bloody Disgusting are correct.
The site says Natalie Portman is rumoured to be producing, and starring in, a remake of the classic frightflick â€œSuspiriaâ€.
David Gordon Green (â€œThe Pineapple Expressâ€) will direct the pic (yeah, seems like a peculiar choice doesnâ€™t he!?), a redo of Dario Argentoâ€™s 70s film about a newcomer to a fancy ballet academy who gradually comes to realize that the staff of the school are actually a coven of witches bent on chaos and destruction.
Nothing like a horror remake, hey? Donâ€™t answer that.