I don’t probably need to tell you how I feel about this.

“Poltergeist”. The Remake.

Look, it’s not just a personal thing (if you don’t know what I’m referring to, click here), I’m also just plain upset about the whole ‘let’s remake all the good movies’ trend that seems to be in right now. It ain’t right. It’s like being butt-fucked by a hyena… it hurts… and leaves marks. Nothing good can come from it.

And another thing… you wanna remake one of the most popular scary flicks of the 80s, you don’t fuckin’ hire the dull duo that wrote “Boogyeman”!

Sheesh.