By Clint Morris
Take the blade from the base of the lawnmower, sharpen it with EZ Grip, taking a run-up, and then perforate me smack-bang on the spine with it. Now press. Hard. Harder. Wait for the drips of blood. You know what? I tell ya, thatâ€™s a lot easier to bear than the truly-punishing ”Scary Movie 4”.
Before we take a baseball bat to David Zuckerâ€™s headlights though, it must be pointed out that, if anything, the ”Scary Movie” franchise has been very loyal to the film that served as itâ€™s original mickey-ing inspiration, ”Scream”â€¦.if only because theyâ€™ve got worse with each sequel!!
Now, hammer please.
The first ”Scary Movie”, directed by the Wayansâ€™ brothers, was hilarious – a straight-up R-rated adult comedy that stuck it to the horror genre and then some. Their sequel, though far less inspired, was still quite a rib-tickle at times (especially Chris Elliotâ€™s scenes as a wart-infested butler) too. The last effort though, the Wayans-lessâ€™ ”Scary Movie 3”, was about as exciting as being in charge of a mass mail-out campaign (Those stamps were probably tastier, in fact).
Unfortunately, David Zucker â€“ the dude use to be good, heck, he invented the spoof movie! ”Flying High” anyone?! â€“ the chap who took a chisel to the humour of ”Scary Movie 3”, is again at the reigns of the just-as-tired Scary Movie 4. Once again, he proves heâ€™s a better set-dresser these says than he is a master of comedies, with the filmâ€™s main moments essentially all look â€“ heâ€™s brilliant at recreating the sets from most of the movies he spoofs – and little to no laugh. If Lorne Michaels (of the always very so-so ”Saturday Night Live” sketch comedy series) was listed as executive producer, we would expecting nothing less than a bunch of half-arsed jokes and mildly amusing sequences that run far too long – but this is Zucker, and we know heâ€™s capable of more.
At least, I suppose, this one seems to flow a bit better than the last sequel â€“ well, a smidge better anyway. Largely spoofing ”War of the Worlds” and ”The Grudge”, itâ€™s storyline â€“ god, I feel dirty even calling it a storyline â€“ seems to have a start, middle and end this time, in contrast to the last sequel, which was essentially just a series of unconnected spoof sequences stapled together. To a large part, the film still is that, but this time â€“ itâ€™s got direction. No, not direction as in â€˜fab work Zuckerâ€™, but itâ€™s got a path to follow. Scratching the bottom of the barrel for compliments though, as you can see.
Thankfully, at least for the lads, series regular Anna Faris is back â€“ and really, she doesnâ€™t need to be with such better offers on the table these days â€“ as the filmâ€™s maladroit heroine, Cindy Campbell. As spunky as sheâ€™s silly, Faris might be the only good ingredient in any of the recent sequels. Still, even she must recognize that the series has turned into the cinematic equivalent of a flat bicycle tire â€“ it starts off with lots of air in it, but can quickly go flat when punctured.
Blu-Ray Details and Extras
Transfer-wise, it’s good, but it has kind of a ‘harsh’ look – the colours just don’t look real. Flesh-tones, in particular, look artificial. Better is the PCM 5.1 surround audio track (at 48kHz/16-bit/4.6mbps).
Typical of the ”Scary” DVDs, the extras on here are better than the film itself. There’s a very amusing commentary from the creators, several featurettes (including a funny interview with the chaps behind the film, including David Zucker), deleted scenes, some bloopers, and more. If they put half as much effort into the film, as they had the extras component of the DVD, it might have been worth picking up.
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Against the Current - the band, not adventures in dangerous swimming 101
Zedd - If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? (Well, answer my question!)
Arrow (Okay, Felicity from Arrow!)
Chrissy Costanza (cat eyes and buttery lyrics!)
Girls (TV) (Okay, Allison Williams!)
Movies - especially when they play in the dark.
Twin Peaks (TV)
Friends (TV) (It had me at "No way are you cool enough to pull Clint"; damn straight, Chandler!)
Traveling - preferably where water is, so I can splash someone!
Star Wars trilogy - no, the other one, fella!
Alex G - far more talented than her younger brother Alex H
Cameron Crowe movies - Say Anything..., Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous
The sign 'Free Wi-Fi'.
Reenacting dance/song scenes from "Grease" with my little girl (hey! Wait till you see my 'Summer Lovin'! - don't judge)
Die Hard - 40 stories of Sheer Adventure!
Alex Goot & Friends (his enemies aren't half as talented!)
Cooking up a nice dish and sitting in the entertainment area, on a cool night, basking in it's greatness.
Inflatable kids pools full of Vodka Lime Crush.
Acidic Email from angry, over passionate teenagers after I trash something "Twilight"-related on the site. Sparkle elsewhere.
My baby girl's big, caring heart.