By Clint Morris
Qui Gonn-Jinn swaps a lightsaber for a spy-kit in the latest foreign financed/filmed actioner from Frenchman Luc Bessonâ€™s crowd.
I refer to Liam Neeson by his Star Warsâ€™ characterâ€™ s name because, for all intents and purpose, the aging heartthrob is essentially giving the same performance here as he did in say, Attack of the Clones. Seems one doesnâ€™t need a bluescreen to sprout wood.
George Lucas obviously told Neeson that â€œall action/adventure films â€“ or, as some like to call them â€˜popcornâ€™ films â€“ merely require a â€˜speak slow and sound out your wordsâ€™ performance from its actorsâ€ because once again he seems to be putting more stock into the volume he uses when speaking his lines, rather than actually delivering them with credibility or passion.
Having said that, maybe this type of film doesnâ€™t require strong performances â€“ and for what itâ€™s worth, nobody else in the cast â€“ which includes Famke Janssen, Maggie Grace, Xander Berkely or Leland Orser has seemingly done anything other than cold read their lines five minutes before shooting their one take â€“ because the action sequences, just as they were in Bessonâ€™s â€œTransporterâ€ movies, are clearly the main attraction.
And action sequences this one has aplenty â€“ thereâ€™s car chases, gun fights, knife fights, fist fights, electrocutions, and youngsters having to jump off bridges to escape the tall guy on their tail.
The tall guy is a former soldier (Neeson) in Paris to find his kidnapper daughter (Maggie Grace of â€œLostâ€), snatched bby slavers on the day she arrived in the city of Lights. Heâ€™s essentially got about a day to find her â€“ before sheâ€™s sold to some deep-pocketed foreign crook, and lost forever. With his smarts, and gun, our hero works his way through the bad guys â€“ hoping his daughter is handcuffed to the last one on his list.
â€œTakenâ€, despite itâ€™s lackings in the acting department (and script department for that matter â€“ youâ€™ve seen this story before), is a fulfilling three-course meal for hungry action-movie fans. If you can switch your brain off for a while â€“ I find it hard; Iâ€™m constantly thinking about something, hmmm, reminds me, did I check the lotto numbers tonight? â€“ you might even find yourself breaking a sweat watching this high-energy â€œBourne Identityâ€ meets â€œTransporterâ€ profusion.
One for the crowds, not the critics.
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Against the Current - the band, not adventures in dangerous swimming 101
Zedd - If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? (Well, answer my question!)
Arrow (Okay, Felicity from Arrow!)
Chrissy Costanza (cat eyes and buttery lyrics!)
Girls (TV) (Okay, Allison Williams!)
Movies - especially when they play in the dark.
Twin Peaks (TV)
Friends (TV) (It had me at "No way are you cool enough to pull Clint"; damn straight, Chandler!)
Traveling - preferably where water is, so I can splash someone!
Star Wars trilogy - no, the other one, fella!
Alex G - far more talented than her younger brother Alex H
Cameron Crowe movies - Say Anything..., Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous
The sign 'Free Wi-Fi'.
Reenacting dance/song scenes from "Grease" with my little girl (hey! Wait till you see my 'Summer Lovin'! - don't judge)
Die Hard - 40 stories of Sheer Adventure!
Alex Goot & Friends (his enemies aren't half as talented!)
Cooking up a nice dish and sitting in the entertainment area, on a cool night, basking in it's greatness.
Inflatable kids pools full of Vodka Lime Crush.
Acidic Email from angry, over passionate teenagers after I trash something "Twilight"-related on the site. Sparkle elsewhere.
My baby girl's big, caring heart.