By Clint Morris
Check out anyone’s IMDB profile and you’ll find that most actors tend to have a cheapish, embarrassing title buried near the bottom. For instance, Jim Carrey has a terrible little Canadian comedy called “Copper Mountain” listed, Sandra Bullock has a couple – “Love Potion #9″ and “When the Party’s Over”, Jean Claude Van Damme has “Black Eagle”, and Adam Sandler has the always-available-to-rent “Going Overboard”. Matthew McConaughey’s got one two – only one of them’s up the top of his page!
Produced by and starring the constantly-shirtless Southerner, “Surfer Dude” is easily the worst film McConaughey has ever done (and this is a man whose doing such films as “Texas Chainsaw Massacre : The Beginning” and a film with Jennifer Lopez, remember!?). It’s a stinker and then some.
Why would McConaughey even do it? Especially now, when studios are knocking down his door to have him play the attractive male lead in what female-skewed rom-com they’re planning to push into theatres next Feb 14! Was it that the actor just wanted to get something cooking at his production company (JKL Productions)? And fast!? Is that why he didn’t wait for a decent script to come along before calling â€˜action’ on this lazy turd?
This vain, misdirected surfing comedy features McConaughey (without shirt, for the most part) as Steve Addington, back home in Malibu from a worldwide surfing expedition. Steve’s new sponsor Eddie Zarno (Jeffrey Nordling, â€˜’D3 : The Mighty Ducks”) wants him to participate in a high-tech virtual reality surfing game, but the surfing legend smells exploitation and resists the offer. Meanwhile Steve makes a movie on Dannii (Alexie Gilmore), one of Zarno’s employees.
Australian actor Nathan Phillips – in his second major U.S movie; the other being â€˜’Snakes on a Plane” – plays one of McConaughey’s surfing buddies. I’m betting he’ll be trying to scrub this (along with the ill-fated “Redline”) off his CV with large blobs of dry white-out in a coupla years.
If you can get through the film, which also features the likes of Woody Harrelson (why Woody!?) and Scott Glenn (Glenn!? Really!?) without using the scan or fast-forward button to get you thru til the end you deserve a medal.
Extras include a featurette (exploring McConaughey’s fascination with surfing – and those that do it), deleted scenes and webisodes.
- Jetsons animated movie in the works - January 24, 2015
- New poster for Tom Hardy thrilller Child 44 - January 22, 2015
- Rob Lowe playing man of the cloth in new TV series - January 21, 2015
- The Interview hits Netflix this weekend - January 21, 2015
- Stuart Beattie writing high Voltage project - January 21, 2015
- Bruce Willis’s next straight-to-disc dud will be… - January 21, 2015
- The Girl with the Reliable R2 Unit - January 21, 2015
- Lee, Ashbrook, Fenn, Ontkean back for Twin Peaks - January 19, 2015
- Gremlins reboot on pause - January 18, 2015
- Star of new Ring sequel announced - January 18, 2015
Against the Current - the band, not adventures in dangerous swimming 101
Zedd - If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? (Well, answer my question!)
Arrow (Okay, Felicity from Arrow!)
Chrissy Costanza (cat eyes and buttery lyrics!)
Girls (TV) (Okay, Allison Williams!)
Movies - especially when they play in the dark.
Twin Peaks (TV)
Friends (TV) (It had me at "No way are you cool enough to pull Clint"; damn straight, Chandler!)
Traveling - preferably where water is, so I can splash someone!
Star Wars trilogy - no, the other one, fella!
Alex G - far more talented than her younger brother Alex H
Cameron Crowe movies - Say Anything..., Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous
The sign 'Free Wi-Fi'.
Reenacting dance/song scenes from "Grease" with my little girl (hey! Wait till you see my 'Summer Lovin'! - don't judge)
Die Hard - 40 stories of Sheer Adventure!
Alex Goot & Friends (his enemies aren't half as talented!)
Cooking up a nice dish and sitting in the entertainment area, on a cool night, basking in it's greatness.
Inflatable kids pools full of Vodka Lime Crush.
Acidic Email from angry, over passionate teenagers after I trash something "Twilight"-related on the site. Sparkle elsewhere.
My baby girl's big, caring heart.