If youâ€™ve ever seen a one-trick pony, youâ€™ve seen me. If youâ€™ve ever read the Mailbag, youâ€™ve experienced first-hand smart-arsery – – Clint.
Question: So whatâ€™s the deal with â€œAstro Boyâ€ shutting down? – – John
Caffeinated Clint: If youâ€™d asked me yesterday, I wouldâ€™ve said to try and get a refund on the pre-booked tickets youâ€™d purchased to the movie. Today, itâ€™s a different story. Imagi Entertainment temporarily suspended production of the CGI/Nicolas Cage (one and the same really, arenâ€™t they!?) flick because funds hadnâ€™t arrived in their savings account when they last checked the ATM. Good ol Private equity to the rescue though! Seems some undisclosed money-men have come forward with the coin to save the movie â€“ knowing too well theyâ€™ll get it all back, plus a hefty bonus. Apparently the movie is about fifty per cent done â€“ so hopefully this bit of extra green is enough to pay for the other half to be inked
Question: Do you think Mickey Rourke will accept the $250,000 grand that the producers of â€œIron Man 2â€ are offering him? – – Steve
Caffeinated Clint: This is the same guy that demanded an extra $500 more (he was being paid $1000 a day as it was â€“ big money for a no-name!) for his very-brief turn in â€œBody Heatâ€ , all those years ago, weâ€™re talking about right? What do you think? Nice to see that those offering Rourke that shitty deal have just been hit with a nice bout of the comeuppance virus described here.
Question: hey clint holden here any way whos doing the cannon ball run remake whos going to do it will be like fast and furious trilogy any way if they do the remake right and make 3 or 4 films i be happy with that clint write let me know about this okay write back okay clint from holden and too your wife wrote about the underworld 3 movie i red it i thought it was really good page she wrote any way write back okay clint and i hope they make underworld 4 and 5 sweet with kate in it any way talk later clint from holden – – Holden
Caffeinated Clint: Man, the readers have sure missed you â€“ I know one of them told me soâ€¦ or was that a dream!? Whatever the case, Iâ€™ve never heard of this â€œCannonball Runâ€ remakeâ€¦ maybe you could direct?! Youâ€™re probably better equipped for the job than half the hacks out there thatâ€™ll be vying for this possibly-real job?
Question: hey clint man holden here any way i saw the new underworld 3 and i think was most coolest story of all time the fight scenes were awsome but the sad part the girl dies in it but i hopeing for underworld 4 and 5 so i really enjoyed this new chapter of the saga any way talk later and put in a good what the fans loved about but me i liked that movie because was old style vision of like the first one any way write me back okay clint from holden your friend and writer partner- – Holden
Caffeinated Clint: Ah yes, I believe my wife enjoyed â€œUnderworld : Rise of the Lycansâ€ tooâ€¦ now what was it she said again? Oh, yesâ€¦ â€œBeckinsale or no Beckinsale this thing wouldâ€™ve still been about as enjoyable as having teeth pulled. Itâ€™s the longest 93 minutes of your life I tell ya. And though I donâ€™t doubt the beautiful Beckinsale (whose not a bad actress actually â€“ check out â€œLaurel Canyonâ€ or â€œThe Aviatorâ€) couldâ€™ve probably done a better job in the heroine slot, itâ€™s much more endurable (and maybe shamefully entertaining) seeing someone less gifted get gutted. She’s a smart girl for passing on the third round of this third chapter..â€™â€™ Yep, seems she loved it too! Wow!
Question: Weeks has such good taste! Its so wonderful that a man enjoyed â€œTwilightâ€ as much as he did! – anonymous
Caffeinated Clint: Yes, heâ€™s just reserved his seat in heavenâ€¦ or hellâ€¦ one or the other! or maybe he’s a vampire too!!?
Question: Adam Weeks and his Writerâ€™s Perspective column, thankyou! He is in love with â€œTwilightâ€ and as a consequence we are glad to have him as part of the community! – – Janice
Caffeinated Clint: Does he get a badge, T-Shirt and a pair of plastic fangs for being a member of this community? More to the point, does he get to watch Bella give birth?.
Question: Do you know if any original cast members from â€œSmokinâ€™ Acesâ€ are returning for the sequel? — Waldrof
Caffeinated Clint: Yes, Nestor Carbonell and Tommy Flanagan are returning. And I believe thatâ€™s about as big as itâ€™s gonna get. The Tremor Brothers are mentioned, but they wonâ€™t be seen unfortunately (instead, thereâ€™s a Tremor sister!) â€“ and you can blame Starfleet.
Question: In response to last weekâ€™s question â€˜Any idea what Andrew McCarthy is up to?â€™ I can tell you exactly, Iâ€™m currently in the hit series â€œLipstick Jungleâ€, of which Iâ€™ve also directed two episodes. Best! — Andrew
Caffeinated Clint: Thanks bro! Loved you in â€œSt. Elmoâ€™s Fireâ€! â€“ I can still feel your performance â€˜burning in me, burning in meeeeeeeâ€™!.
Question: Do you know when the criminally-underrated â€œLicence to Killâ€ will be on Blu-Rayâ€? â€“ Jaws
Caffeinated Clint: Um, hello Jaws. Iâ€™ve heard rumours that some of the Bond Blu-Ray releases may have been pushed back, and one of them could very well be â€œLicense to Killâ€, but at this stage several sites still have it listed (here in Australia anyway) for a March release.
Question: One more comeback name : Corey Haim! â€“ Chris
Caffeinated Clint:Is this Showerman playing a prank on me?.
Wrong night to have your special â€œMy Bloody Valentine 3Dâ€ Premiere night-thing on dude, thatâ€™s the night â€œUnderbelly 2â€ airs! – – Leigh
Caffeinated Clint: Four letters : T.I.V.O. Four words : No 3D in Underbelly.
Question: Iâ€™ve heard itâ€™s been very hot over there!? – – Bianca
Caffeinated Clint: Yeah, Iâ€™ve just watched all of this seasonâ€™s episodes of â€œThe Girls Next Doorâ€â€¦ my god, in one episode, they grab Heff, strip off theirâ€¦ oh, thatâ€™s not what you meant is it!?
Question: For a â€˜wifeâ€™, your lady isnâ€™t too bad of a reviewer. Sounds like sheâ€™s just as cheeky as you. Maybe get her to fill in more?- – Albert Morrence
Caffeinated Clint: Cheeky? Yes she is, especially in those frilly ones! Sadly, she has a life though .. and the only reason she filled in is because, and this is kinda ironic considering what’s written up in my mission statement, she sees more movies than I do these days.
Question: Is Patrick Swayze in â€œPoint Break 2â€?- – Albert Morrence
Caffeinated Clint: His character, Bodhi, was originally in the script (he made an appearance anyway) but due to Patrickâ€™s health, I donâ€™t think theyâ€™re going to be bringing him back no. Speaking of, anybody seen his new show â€œThe Beastâ€ yet? Any good?
Question: You bastard! How could you â€œThe Unbornâ€ a poor film!? It was scary as hell! You losers are losers! Losers! Eat it!- – Adam Heppel
Caffeinated Clint: First, I have something for you! Close your eyes. Hold out your hands. And wait for the sting! David Goyer’s sure to suck that out for you, pussy!
- Mr. Holmes - March 5, 2015
- Diablo Cody on Barbie writing duties - March 5, 2015
- Trailer : Self/Less - March 5, 2015
- Trailer : Little Boy - March 4, 2015
- Trailer : Big Game - March 4, 2015
- Redmayne, Vikander in The Danish Girl out November 27 - March 4, 2015
- Trailer : Avengers : Age of Ultron - March 4, 2015
- Scott, Collette set for Dougherty’s Krampus - March 4, 2015
- New directing assignments for Bryan Singer, Joseph Kosinski - March 4, 2015
- David Denman shoots for 13 Hours - March 4, 2015
Against the Current - the band, not adventures in dangerous swimming 101
Zedd - If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? (Well, answer my question!)
Arrow (Okay, Felicity from Arrow!)
Chrissy Costanza (cat eyes and buttery lyrics!)
Girls (TV) (Okay, Allison Williams!)
Movies - especially when they play in the dark.
Twin Peaks (TV)
Friends (TV) (It had me at "No way are you cool enough to pull Clint"; damn straight, Chandler!)
Traveling - preferably where water is, so I can splash someone!
Star Wars trilogy - no, the other one, fella!
Alex G - far more talented than her younger brother Alex H
Cameron Crowe movies - Say Anything..., Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous
The sign 'Free Wi-Fi'.
Reenacting dance/song scenes from "Grease" with my little girl (hey! Wait till you see my 'Summer Lovin'! - don't judge)
Die Hard - 40 stories of Sheer Adventure!
Alex Goot & Friends (his enemies aren't half as talented!)
Cooking up a nice dish and sitting in the entertainment area, on a cool night, basking in it's greatness.
Inflatable kids pools full of Vodka Lime Crush.
Acidic Email from angry, over passionate teenagers after I trash something "Twilight"-related on the site. Sparkle elsewhere.
My baby girl's big, caring heart.