Fans of Jenna Jameson, who of course, youâ€™ll know from â€œZombie Strippersâ€Â (and thatâ€™s allâ€¦ right?… um, you might want to answer that question when your folks arenâ€™t around, kids) may need a slobber rag. We’ve got something – or rather someone – pretty saucy to show you.
The porno-star cum â€˜seriousâ€™ actress (aside from â€œStrippersâ€ with Robert â€˜Freddyâ€™ Englund, she was set to star in a horror movie called â€œSin Jin-Smythâ€, but that was never completed â€“ so in essence, this is only Jennaâ€™s second non-horizontal jogging feature) appears in a new film, and weâ€™ve got your first look.
Titled â€œHow to Make Love To a Womanâ€ (Helllllo!), the Scott Culver-directed pic tells of a career man (Josh Meyers, â€œMad TVâ€) who canâ€™t bring his girlfriend (played by Krysten Ritter, â€œBreaking Badâ€), to orgasm. The film co-stars Ian Somerhalder (â€œLostâ€), Eugene Byrd (â€œBonesâ€) and James Kyson Lee (â€œHeroesâ€). But no, none of them evoke glue like Ms Jenna, do they!?
No tea-bagging in the clip, so it’s safe to load it up at work!
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- North Korea responsible for Sony attack - December 18, 2014
- Sony not releasing The Interview now - December 18, 2014
- Trailer : Alien Outpost - December 17, 2014
- Peter Dinklage vs. girly Ghostbusters? - December 17, 2014
- Cinemas dropping The Interview after threats - December 17, 2014
- The Water Diviner - December 17, 2014
Against the Current - the band, not adventures in dangerous swimming 101
Zedd - If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? (Well, answer my question!)
Arrow (Okay, Felicity from Arrow!)
Chrissy Costanza (cat eyes and buttery lyrics!)
Girls (TV) (Okay, Allison Williams!)
Movies - especially when they play in the dark.
Twin Peaks (TV)
Friends (TV) (It had me at "No way are you cool enough to pull Clint"; damn straight, Chandler!)
Traveling - preferably where water is, so I can splash someone!
Star Wars trilogy - no, the other one, fella!
Alex G - far more talented than her younger brother Alex H
Cameron Crowe movies - Say Anything..., Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous
The sign 'Free Wi-Fi'.
Reenacting dance/song scenes from "Grease" with my little girl (hey! Wait till you see my 'Summer Lovin'! - don't judge)
Die Hard - 40 stories of Sheer Adventure!
Alex Goot & Friends (his enemies aren't half as talented!)
Cooking up a nice dish and sitting in the entertainment area, on a cool night, basking in it's greatness.
Inflatable kids pools full of Vodka Lime Crush.
Acidic Email from angry, over passionate teenagers after I trash something "Twilight"-related on the site. Sparkle elsewhere.
My baby girl's big, caring heart.