By Clint Morris
Possibly for the first time, we can now all admit to having been â€˜beamed up six times over in the one sittingâ€™. ”Star Trek: the Original Motion Picture Collection” is a set that any Human, Vulcan, or Mind Meld novice will no doubt kill to get their hands on. Itâ€™s the classic films as youâ€™ve never seen them before â€“ beautifully restored, blemish-free and ready and willing to hump your DVD player!
If youâ€™ve never seen the films that preceded J.J Abramsâ€™ fantastically epic ”Star Trek” (2009) prequel, this is the way to go.
I guarantee youâ€™ll have a hell of a time with this 6-movie set â€“ all the big-screen voyages (bar ”Star Trek: Generations” – which, though it did feature Captain Kirk, was essentially a â€˜Next Generationâ€™ movie) of Kirk and crew are here, and thereâ€™s not a dull moment to be had in any of them (well, maybe one â€“ itâ€™s called ”Star Trek V : The Final Frontier”).
This is also the only way to buy the first six Star Trek movies is their newly remastered form (have I tooted enough about how splendid the transfers look yet!?). In other words, if youâ€™ve been buying all those â€˜Special Editionâ€™ versions of the discs separately â€“ youâ€™re about to turn a shade of pink. If not, youâ€™ll discover one of the best bargain box sets of the year!
Iâ€™m anything but a Trekkie, yet, and like a lot of other folks, plonk me in front of any of the ”Star Trek” movies and I guarantee I wonâ€™t hear you when you call me to put the rubbish out (not that I rarely do respond to that request). Theyâ€™re all â€“ bar that slightly dodgy ”Star Trek 5” (and I completely blame that on Shatner) â€“ very entertaining affairs; a couple of them might even be considered classics.
Umpteen years after it was canceled as a series, ”Star Trek” was given a new lease of life as a film franchise â€“ and itâ€™s all thanks to ”Star Wars”. With Twentieth Century Fox/George Lucasâ€™s space saga raking up big bucks at the box office, Paramount quickly scrambled to see if there was anything they had that â€˜like itâ€™.
Much to the surprise of the cast â€“ Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner et al â€“ and crew – the show was created by the late Gene Roddenberry â€“ Paramount (Iâ€™d say â€˜Quicklyâ€™, but thatâ€™s not exactly the case â€“ they were actually a little unsure about Star Trek being their new science-fiction film series) called to say theyâ€™d all be required back on, er, deck.
The sixth films in the series are pretty solid.
”Star Trek : The Motion Picture” was a reasonably good big-screen intro for the crew of the Starship Enterprise (though itâ€™s awfully dated!) â€“ it has enough to keep the fans happy. Itâ€™s not one that warrants repeat viewings, like a couple of the other chapters, and mainly because it plays less like a movie and more like a backdoor pilot for a new Trek series (which, ironically, it was planned to be originally), but itâ€™s still a worthwhile debut.
”Star Trek II : The Wrath of Khan” is where the real fun is at â€“ and when the franchise really kicked into high gear. This, one of the best science-fiction flicks of all time, and quite possibly one of the top five sequels in existence, sees Kirk going up against an old enemy, Khan (Ricardo Montalban). Itâ€™s brilliantly performed, very tense, and, despite only coming a couple of years after the first film, proves how quickly technology can change. The thing looks very good.
”Star Trek III : The Search for Spock” isnâ€™t a bad flick either. In it, the gang go looking for their old Vulcan buddy â€“ who, though presumed dead, is evidently living on a planet that can resurrect, er, pointy-eared shipmates.
”Star Trek IV : The Voyage Home” is a corker! (And quite possibly my personal favourite). In it, the gang head to San Francisco circa 1987 to save the Whales. Yeah, a tad preachy, but very, very amusing (see Spock put the Vulcan death-grip on a noisy Punk riding the bus!). Good to see Kirk (Shatner) find some time for romance too.
”Star Trek V : The Final Frontier”, the one-and-only chapter directed by star William Shatner, is an absolute stinker â€“ in it, Capt. Kirk and his crew must deal with Mr. Spock’s half brother who hijacks the Enterprise for an obsessive search for God. Itâ€™s quite an exhausting chapter â€“ and I mean that in a â€˜I donâ€™t think Iâ€™ve ever got through it in one sittingâ€™ way. Itâ€™s no wonder Shatner wasnâ€™t invited back to direct another (or if he was, thank god he passed!).
The Enterpriseâ€™s final voyage (well… you know what I mean), ”Star Trek VI : The Undiscovered Country”, is a terrific note to end on. Itâ€™s a murder mystery wrapped in a science-fiction wrapper. This one is all about peace â€“ long-time adversaries the humans and the Klingons have decided to kiss and make-up, but thereâ€™s a plot to prevent a peace treaty between them in the works. Christian Slaterâ€™s gratuitous cameo (his mother was the costume designer, from memory) is a bit off-putting, by otherwise this is one of the highlights of the entire collection.
Each film comes packed with extras. There are commentaries, deleted scenes, storyboards, vintage promo material, trailers, and numerous featurettes. Youâ€™ll have seen a few of the extras on the previously-released discs, but thereâ€™s a few new additions too â€“ like, for instance, a featurette on the many drafts they went through of The Motion Picture which is super interesting; some newly-recorded commentaries (Nick Meyer and Manny Coto get together for ”Khan”, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, writers of the latest ”Trek” movie, provide the track for ”The Voyage Home”), and quite a few featurettes (some tributes to the seriesâ€™ fallen stars) that havenâ€™t been seen before.
Thereâ€™s also a bonus disc called ”Star Trek: The Captainâ€™s Summit”, which is a 70 minute round-table discussion with Star Trek stars William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy, as well as Next Generation starsâ€™ Patrick Stewart and Jonathan Frakes. Whoopi Goldberg is the host. This is such fun. They share some wonderful stories, rag on each other (Itâ€™s an absolute pisser to hear Shatner confessing to never watching The Next Generation â€“ much to Stewart and Frakesâ€™ disgust) and even speak a little about their lives outside of the franchise that made them all household names.
Shatner also relays the amusing story of how Nimoy discovered the ultimate bargaining chip when they wanted him to come back for the third film. â€œSpock came back to life â€“ with a directing assignment!â€, Shatner says, referring to Nimoyâ€™s position as director on the third (and fourth) films in the series.
If you donâ€™t own the recently-released special edition versions of the Star Trek films already, or, youâ€™re just filthy rich and want to â€œhave everythingâ€ â€“ then ”Star Trek: The Original Motion Picture Collection” has your name written all over it (just below Gene Roddenberryâ€™s).
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Against the Current - the band, not adventures in dangerous swimming 101
Zedd - If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? (Well, answer my question!)
Arrow (Okay, Felicity from Arrow!)
Chrissy Costanza (cat eyes and buttery lyrics!)
Girls (TV) (Okay, Allison Williams!)
Movies - especially when they play in the dark.
Twin Peaks (TV)
Friends (TV) (It had me at "No way are you cool enough to pull Clint"; damn straight, Chandler!)
Traveling - preferably where water is, so I can splash someone!
Star Wars trilogy - no, the other one, fella!
Alex G - far more talented than her younger brother Alex H
Cameron Crowe movies - Say Anything..., Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous
The sign 'Free Wi-Fi'.
Reenacting dance/song scenes from "Grease" with my little girl (hey! Wait till you see my 'Summer Lovin'! - don't judge)
Die Hard - 40 stories of Sheer Adventure!
Alex Goot & Friends (his enemies aren't half as talented!)
Cooking up a nice dish and sitting in the entertainment area, on a cool night, basking in it's greatness.
Inflatable kids pools full of Vodka Lime Crush.
Acidic Email from angry, over passionate teenagers after I trash something "Twilight"-related on the site. Sparkle elsewhere.
My baby girl's big, caring heart.