This week Iâ€™m going to chat about a few different things. Firstly, I want to touch on a film thatâ€™s [finally] coming out in the states in a couple of weeks â€“ â€œThe Brothers Bloomâ€, the latest â€˜masterpieceâ€™ (A word I donâ€™t throw around often â€“ unless, of course, John Parr has done the soundtrack, and Rob Lowe has a monstrous mullet) from the world of â€“ and fuck I hate the term and deputation- arthouse cinema (and Iâ€™m only referring to it as an arthouse flick because itâ€™ll be those theaters thatâ€™ll actually give the film a good go, whereas the local multiplex will be too busy with back-to-back sessions of the Miley Cyrus flick to bother with something not as Chewbacca-fluffy).
The Brothers Bloom
Writer/Director Rian Johnsonâ€™s follow-up to to the marvellous â€œBrickâ€ is a bit like a Quiche â€“ mightnâ€™t look like much on the outside, but inside itâ€™s absolutely delicious.
Itâ€™s uncommon for all the elements of a film to come together â€“ performances, story, direction, composition, costume, location, writing, editing, lighting, sound â€“ but in the case of â€œThe Brothers Bloomâ€ they most certainly do. Hereâ€™s a film thatâ€™s even smarter than itâ€™s ingeniously deceitful title.
A sort-of â€œOceanâ€™s Elevenâ€ meets â€œThe Griftersâ€ by way of â€œThe Stingâ€, the three-hander centres on two con-artist brothers (Mark Ruffalo and Adrien Brody), the best in the business, on their lost job. Ya see, younger sibling Bloom (Brody) has decided enough is enough, but shady big brother Stephen (Ruffalo) convinces him to do one last job â€“ one thatâ€™ll set them both up for life.
The last gig involves showing beautiful accident-prone heiress, Penelope (Rachel Weisz) around the world – from Jersey to Prague â€“ in pursuit of priceless artefacts.
Like â€œBrickâ€, you wonâ€™t have to spend all your time deciphering whatâ€™s â€˜realâ€™ and whatâ€™s not about the central con either because thereâ€™s no time to think- it moves faster than a cheating husband caught out of the back of a brothel. And yeah, just as sneaky.
This is a brilliant piece of cinema â€“ in fact, Iâ€™d go so far as to say itâ€™s one of the best films of the past decade. Johnson proved with the tweenage murder-mystery â€œBrickâ€ that heâ€™s not only got a great imagination, but a knack for keeping audiences engaged and riveted, as well as constantly surprised. â€œBloomâ€ goes one better â€“ itâ€™s smart, itâ€™s riveting, and itâ€™s surprising, but itâ€™s also a film that fails to fit comfortably into one genre, let alone appeal to only one demographic. Itâ€™s an instant classic.
Johnsonâ€™s funny, thrilling and very original script, and his immaculate direction, is the star of the show, but headline acts Ruffalo, Adrien Brody and Rachel Weisz, ever so adorable here, are just as on the ball. Weisz especially, playing the mysterious and irresistible klutz of the team, gives a remarkably astonishing performance. Keep an eye on the Oscar Nominations early next year.
Thereâ€™s a green tick against each aspect of the film, though â€“ the locations are exquisite, the cinematography is breathtaking, the pacing is tight and effective, and the production design is ace.
In fact, the only thing wrong with â€œBrotherâ€™s Bloomâ€ is that itâ€™s taken over a year to come out. While mediocre flicks, like say â€œThe Mummy : Tomb of the Dragon Emperorâ€ and â€œDragonballâ€, seem to be shot, wrapped, edited and released within the space of a year, Johnsonâ€™s had to get to the end of the line â€“ unable to release his masterpiece until the studio sees fit.
It probably goes back to something a fellow producer told me recently (in regards to a film of mine), If it â€œhasnâ€™t got special effects or Seth Rogen in it, the studio doesnâ€™t much care about itâ€. Sad, but very true. Just look at the treatment â€˜goodâ€™ films like â€œFanboysâ€, â€œCrossing Overâ€, â€œ[REC]â€, â€œKillshotâ€, â€œRescue Dawnâ€ and now â€œBloomâ€ have received; theyâ€™ve all been so severely punished by their own industry that theyâ€™re showing bruises. Itâ€™s unfortunate that audiences donâ€™tâ€™ go to â€˜goodâ€™ films like these â€“ films with a solid story, terrific acting, and precise direction â€“ and even more unfortunate that studioâ€™s know that, and donâ€™t care.
Go against the fucking grain, check out the best film of the year!
Ok, next my pointâ€¦.
Last week I mentioned how so many films, and not just small independent films being bankrolled by money-laundering pimps (yes, thatâ€™s indeed why Tom Sizemore is still getting work), are going under due to the recession. But the recession isnâ€™t always the case of someone shutting down his/her movie â€“ in the case of director/co-writer David Oâ€™Russellâ€™s â€œNailedâ€, the recession definitely didnâ€™t help, but the movie was always one step away from going on permanent pause.
The film, which started up late last year, stars Jessica Biel as a small-town waitress who, upon getting a nail in the head, starts to get overtly horny. Jake Gyllenhaal was set to play a young congressman ready-and-willing to take advantage of Ms Biel.
Troubles for the film first started when co-star James Caan walked from the production.
The â€œLas Vegasâ€ star left after a dispute with director O. Russell which centered on a cookie. Russell suggested that they shoot it both ways, but the actor expressed distrust that his version would be considered and left the South Carolina set. James Brolin replaced Caan a couple of days later.
Next, the film was forced to temporarily shut down when someone realized there were insufficient funds on deposit with the guild.
Soon after the finance started to dry up again. And you know who was to blame? David Bergstein’s Capitol Films. Seems our friend David hadnâ€™t been paying any of the crew (yes, indeed, â€˜what the fuck!?â€™) and was keeping the thing on track about as well as a drunk train driver. Not the first time Bergstein had been in hot water either.
The lovely Jessica Biel (and I mean that, sheâ€™s lovely â€“ the girl is more than tits-and-ass, sheâ€™s one of the most down-to-earth beauties working in Hollywood today; always enjoy talking to her) told The Orlando Sentinel that doing the film (or part of â€“ a film) was â€œquite an experienceâ€.
“That was definitely an experience, something I could NOT say no toâ€, Biel says. “I am a huge David O. Russell fan. Itâ€™s just heartbreaking that so many people put so much work into this particular project only to have it sit there, unfinished. But itâ€™s one of those things where we had no idea it would have happened.
“If Iâ€™d had an idea that it might happen, would I still have done it? I donâ€™t know. Probably. I had an incredible experience with David and the rest of the cast. It made me a better actor. For all that, Iâ€™m devastated that itâ€™s not finished and who knows when it will be and will come out. I still have my fingers crossed that something good will come of it, that it will be finished.”
Just goes to show you, even a film starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel isnâ€™t safe from turning into a dead-end.
An email on â€œFilm Recommendations”
Hey Clint, Been Loving Your â€œFilm Recommendation of the Dayâ€ at the end of all your â€˜Clintâ€™s Bitsâ€™ â€“ some good choices in there; you actually inspired me to revisit â€œBright Lights, Big Cityâ€. I have three days off work from Thursday can you suggest a few more â€˜classicsâ€™ I should revisit? – Ben Downes
Hey Ben, Because Iâ€™m in a giving mood, and Iâ€™m all out of Easter Eggs and Crack Pips, hereâ€™s five suggestions to see you thru the next few days.
Alien Nation – “Sykes, Here’s Your New Partner”. Could’ve used some Jerry Goldsmith-music (that’s a jab for those in-the-know) but this late 80s science-fiction pic is still one fun, thrilling ride. I always saw it as a great companion piece to Ridley Scott’s “Blade Runner” and Jim Cameron’s “Aliens” (speaking of, Cameron wrote a draft of this). James Caan and Mandy Patinkin give two of their best-ever performances as the ‘human’ and ‘alien’ cop, respectively here, but it’s the production designers that really deserves the lollipop. (View the Trailer Here)
Fright Night – “Charlie, is this some sort of trick? to get me back?”.. If you haven’t seen “Fright Night”, you don’t deserve to reading about, let alone watching, movies. This is a bonafide classic. Funny, frightening, fantastically performed (go Roddy! go Stephen!)… and encompassing some of the most memorable scenes of any mid-80s fright-flick. The sequel isn’t bad, but the original is the true shit.
Magnum Force – One of the better “Dirty Harry” sequels – if not the best. As much as I love Harry Callahan’s debut, this bigger-bolder-flashier follow-up is just a tad more fun. It’s just so dang easy to watch. So damn bad. And fuck, I love the finish.”Animal House” fans should check it out for a young-and-rough Tim Matheson. Make sure you pick up the newly-released ‘Special Edition’ DVD of it – very nice remaster.
Eddie and the Cruisers- I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched ‘The Cruisers’ since it’s debut in 1983. Man, I love this movie. It’s fairly cheesy, but Jesus has it got energy. The music (what a soundtrack! fuckin’ ace!), the performances (Michael Pare’s best-ever turn; Tom Berenger, as dependable as always), and the script (really tight; good build-up) get top marks. Skip the sequel though.
Major League - I still remember going to see this at the theater in 1989 – not only did it have the audience in stitches, but when Charlie Sheen comes out to the tune of ‘Wild Thing’ near the end? they were all on their feet – Clapping! Shouting! Singing! One of the few gems in the Morgan Creek catalogue. Sheen, Berenger, Bernsen, Snipes, Haysbert, Russo, and the great James Gammon! You couldn’t ask for a better cast. Get out the new Blu-Ray!
- Scott, Collette set for Dougherty’s Krampus - March 4, 2015
- New directing assignments for Bryan Singer, Joseph Kosinski - March 4, 2015
- David Denman shoots for 13 Hours - March 4, 2015
- Usher for Independence Day 2, Sullivan for new Europacorp actioner - March 4, 2015
- Warner lands a Green Lantern! - March 4, 2015
- Wonder Years‘ Fred Savage returning to TV - March 4, 2015
- First look : Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Snowden - March 4, 2015
- 007 film shut down - March 4, 2015
- Eddie Izzard leads cast of Kohan’s Devil You Know - March 4, 2015
- Leads in Uncle Buck, Rush Hour announced - March 4, 2015
Against the Current - the band, not adventures in dangerous swimming 101
Zedd - If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? (Well, answer my question!)
Arrow (Okay, Felicity from Arrow!)
Chrissy Costanza (cat eyes and buttery lyrics!)
Girls (TV) (Okay, Allison Williams!)
Movies - especially when they play in the dark.
Twin Peaks (TV)
Friends (TV) (It had me at "No way are you cool enough to pull Clint"; damn straight, Chandler!)
Traveling - preferably where water is, so I can splash someone!
Star Wars trilogy - no, the other one, fella!
Alex G - far more talented than her younger brother Alex H
Cameron Crowe movies - Say Anything..., Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous
The sign 'Free Wi-Fi'.
Reenacting dance/song scenes from "Grease" with my little girl (hey! Wait till you see my 'Summer Lovin'! - don't judge)
Die Hard - 40 stories of Sheer Adventure!
Alex Goot & Friends (his enemies aren't half as talented!)
Cooking up a nice dish and sitting in the entertainment area, on a cool night, basking in it's greatness.
Inflatable kids pools full of Vodka Lime Crush.
Acidic Email from angry, over passionate teenagers after I trash something "Twilight"-related on the site. Sparkle elsewhere.
My baby girl's big, caring heart.