I think the only way theyâ€™ll get Sean Connery back in front of a camera is if they douse him in water and flip his banana-lounge â€“ but you gotta give â€˜em points for trying to break the former 007â€™s pact with retirement.
Despite the fact he turned down a chance to make a gratuitously petite appearance in â€œIndiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skullâ€, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg are still holding out hope that the acting great might soon get the itch to do time with a Nikon again. As an effect of their optimism, the duo has apparently written Connery into the next â€œIndiana Jonesâ€ sequel.
An unnamed source (usually the janitor, someoneâ€™s smutty alter-ego, or a die-hard fan of the actor that thinks if they write it down, it will come true) tells Ireland Online that Henry Jones will indeed be part of â€œIndiana Jones 5â€ â€“ the script, anyway.
“Steven Spielberg has been working on a script with George Lucas and there is an element of the story that could see Sean returning. Anything is possible in these movies and if Sean wants to return he will become central to the new story.”
Just one problem â€“ didnâ€™t they explain Henryâ€™s no-show in â€œCrystal Skullâ€ by hinting that Indyâ€™s father had passed away a few years before? Suppose that could easily be fixed with a line or two of dialogue (Sallah : No, Your father ISNâ€™T Dead Indy â€“ heâ€™s been helping me search for the Lost City of Atlantis in the Sewers of Cairoâ€), but itâ€™d still be a little on the nose. Unless, of course, they have Henry appear in some flashback scenes? That might work.
Harrison Ford said earlier this week that he, Lucas and Spielberg have all agreed on what the story of â€œIndy 5â€ will be. Meantime, Shia LaBeouf returns to jungle camp to brush-up on his vine swings.
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Against the Current - the band, not adventures in dangerous swimming 101
Zedd - If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? (Well, answer my question!)
Arrow (Okay, Felicity from Arrow!)
Chrissy Costanza (cat eyes and buttery lyrics!)
Girls (TV) (Okay, Allison Williams!)
Movies - especially when they play in the dark.
Twin Peaks (TV)
Friends (TV) (It had me at "No way are you cool enough to pull Clint"; damn straight, Chandler!)
Traveling - preferably where water is, so I can splash someone!
Star Wars trilogy - no, the other one, fella!
Alex G - far more talented than her younger brother Alex H
Cameron Crowe movies - Say Anything..., Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous
The sign 'Free Wi-Fi'.
Reenacting dance/song scenes from "Grease" with my little girl (hey! Wait till you see my 'Summer Lovin'! - don't judge)
Die Hard - 40 stories of Sheer Adventure!
Alex Goot & Friends (his enemies aren't half as talented!)
Cooking up a nice dish and sitting in the entertainment area, on a cool night, basking in it's greatness.
Inflatable kids pools full of Vodka Lime Crush.
Acidic Email from angry, over passionate teenagers after I trash something "Twilight"-related on the site. Sparkle elsewhere.
My baby girl's big, caring heart.