God I hated â€œWeekend at Bernies IIâ€. Itâ€™s up there with â€œBatman & Robinâ€, â€œThe Hidden IIâ€, and â€œA Nightmare on Elm Street II : Freddyâ€™s Revengeâ€ as one of the worst sequels (heck, films!) ever made. Director Robert Klane seemingly put together his film like Frankenstein put together his monster – and it looked just as ugly, and turned just as many away.
Not that Ted Kotcheffâ€™s 1989 comedy â€œWeekend at Berniesâ€ was any, well, â€œBeing Thereâ€ â€“ for all intents and purposes it was a rather scrappy comedy living in funky clothes. But the thing about â€œBerniesâ€ was, it was fun â€“ lots of fun. Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman were having a ball doing it, and that rubbed off on screen. And regardless of the movie he was playing stiff for, Terry Kiser was dynamite as the corpse. No easy feat staying still â€“ but still full of expression! â€“ for that long. Audiences lapped it up, and â€œBerniesâ€ generated a sumly $30m upon release (I remember it packed out the drive-in I was working at for weeks – a real surprise hit!).
After the sequel failed to spark interest, Gladden Entertainment decided to rest the franchise (instead resurrecting the â€œMannequinâ€ series, with the equally-dire â€œMannequin 2 : On the Moveâ€ â€“ starring, funnily enough, Terry Kiser as its chief villain). And we welcomed the move. “Throw Bernie on the Spit!”, audience members were heard to utter after walking out of the ’93 sequel.
I remember hearing a few years back that there was talk of reuniting McCarthy and Silverman for a third film (one scenario I heard had it set in Vegas). That, much like the â€˜Downunder Vacationâ€™ flick, never came to fruition. And now, never will. And, from a marketing/business perspective, it doesn’t make sense – not with how far Silverman and McCarthy’s stars have fallen in recent years. Unless, of course, we’re talking European-lensed direct-to-video sequel. But still, not happening.
About five years back, there was talk of a remake. An early script was said to feature the same storyline as the first flick, except it was set at a ski lodge instead of a beach house. Hyde Park and MGM were developing it. But they seemed to go cold on the idea – guess MGM had bigger fish to fry.
Gladden Entertainment has decided the time is now ripe to resurrect Bernie Lomax. Whether or not MGM or Hyde are still involved, I donâ€™t know, but what I do know is that Gladden are hoping to follow up with their upcoming â€œMannequinâ€ remake with a redo of â€œWeekend at Bernieâ€™sâ€.
The flick, whichâ€™ll likely see a couple of teen idolâ€™s take on the roles of Richard and Larry (and hey, what about Burt Reynolds as Bernie!? He can keep his face still for years, I hear!), is in development.
And assuming the film worldâ€™s obsession with remakes and reboots at the moment, itâ€™ll likely inch forward fairly quickly.
So who’s your pick for Richard and Larry? Which Jonas Brother or “Twilight” star fits the bill?
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Against the Current - the band, not adventures in dangerous swimming 101
Zedd - If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? (Well, answer my question!)
Arrow (Okay, Felicity from Arrow!)
Chrissy Costanza (cat eyes and buttery lyrics!)
Girls (TV) (Okay, Allison Williams!)
Movies - especially when they play in the dark.
Twin Peaks (TV)
Friends (TV) (It had me at "No way are you cool enough to pull Clint"; damn straight, Chandler!)
Traveling - preferably where water is, so I can splash someone!
Star Wars trilogy - no, the other one, fella!
Alex G - far more talented than her younger brother Alex H
Cameron Crowe movies - Say Anything..., Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous
The sign 'Free Wi-Fi'.
Reenacting dance/song scenes from "Grease" with my little girl (hey! Wait till you see my 'Summer Lovin'! - don't judge)
Die Hard - 40 stories of Sheer Adventure!
Alex Goot & Friends (his enemies aren't half as talented!)
Cooking up a nice dish and sitting in the entertainment area, on a cool night, basking in it's greatness.
Inflatable kids pools full of Vodka Lime Crush.
Acidic Email from angry, over passionate teenagers after I trash something "Twilight"-related on the site. Sparkle elsewhere.
My baby girl's big, caring heart.