Update! : Fox has confirmed they’re dumping the show. Fucking sucks!
You want to continue watching shows about uninteresting people dropping pounds!?
You want to see whether a celeb can rub two sticks together and make a fire!?
Want to continue the ultimate noggin-switch-off that “Two-and-a-Half-Men” enables one to do?
Keen for more Snookie!? (No, that apparently isn’t some new sexual position; it’s a wild gal on a reality series that the kids are going crazy for… for some reason).
Well presto – you got your wish!
After last night’s disastrous ratings for – what’s undoubtedly one of the best pilots of the season – “Lone Star”, free-to-air networks won’t be taking chances on any shows that aren’t cookie-cutter slop from here on out. The End. Roll on the reality and laugh-track…
It seems nobody is much interested in watching a well-written, compelling series that doesn’t end with someone being voted off an island, Bret Michaels or pogo stick (could’ve sworn I saw something on E! pertaining to such a show). And last night’s numbers for “Lone Star”, a terrific new series about a conman juggling two separate lives/women, is evidence.
“No one in TV should be happy about this,” one agent who reps a writer on “Star”, tells THR. “This is going to have a chilling effect on networks taking chances on anything but cookie-cutter shows.”
It might sound like a lot, but “Lone Star” had 4.1 million viewers. That’s nothing. That’s shit. The lead-in was “House” and even it had 68% more viewers.
What did everyone watch instead? A Reality series (“Dancing with the Stars”) or Sitcom (“Two-and-a-Half-Men”) of course.
Why? Shit, I dunno.
Is it because a show like “Lone Star” wouldn’t appeal to TVs biggest demographic, teenagers and twenty-somethings? Too old?
Are esteemed actors like Jon Voight not the magnet they use to be? They got no pull now?
Do audiences intentionally stay away from anything us toffee-nosed critics say is ‘shit hot’? (Which, by the way, we did. Near every critic gave it a rave review).
Some say “Lone Star” was ‘too original’. People liked to know what they’re getting. They like ‘the same old’. I don’t doubt that.
Others say the series lead, James Wolk, wasn’t enough of a drawcard – despite already being tagged ‘the next Clooney’?
Maybe it’s the Texas setting? We know “Friday Night Lights” doesn’t rate (another show I love). Could shows set ‘out in the west’ be off-putting to viewers? They want city-set shows?
Maybe what the character is “all about” on the show doesn’t sit well with some? (Cos Charlie Sheen’s character on “Two-and-a-Half Men” has high morals!)
Did people expect to see Kris Kristofferson? (Joke only a few of you will get).
Insiders now predict that “Lone Star” will be taken off the air – and as soon as next week.
That old saying, “It’s out with the old and with the new” just got expunged from Google’s Cache. Weird.
Thank God someone’s still watching “Parenthood”.
- Jeremy London, Ethan Suplee returning for Mallrats 2 - March 28, 2015
- Dorff gets a badge for Texas Chainsaw prequel - March 28, 2015
- Another ’90s TV Hit returning! - March 28, 2015
- Super Troopers 2 director answers those lingering questions! - March 28, 2015
- Blade Runner actress nixed from sequel? - March 28, 2015
- Transformers sequels, spin offs in the works - March 28, 2015
- Seinfeld fave in talks for Force Majeure remake - March 28, 2015
- Beauty and the Beast finds it’s Garderobe - March 28, 2015
- First look at Patrick Stewart in Blunt Talk - March 28, 2015
- Cast announced for School of Rock TV series - March 28, 2015
Against the Current - the band, not adventures in dangerous swimming 101
Zedd - If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? (Well, answer my question!)
Arrow (Okay, Felicity from Arrow!)
Chrissy Costanza (cat eyes and buttery lyrics!)
Girls (TV) (Okay, Allison Williams!)
Movies - especially when they play in the dark.
Twin Peaks (TV)
Friends (TV) (It had me at "No way are you cool enough to pull Clint"; damn straight, Chandler!)
Traveling - preferably where water is, so I can splash someone!
Star Wars trilogy - no, the other one, fella!
Alex G - far more talented than her younger brother Alex H
Cameron Crowe movies - Say Anything..., Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous
The sign 'Free Wi-Fi'.
Reenacting dance/song scenes from "Grease" with my little girl (hey! Wait till you see my 'Summer Lovin'! - don't judge)
Die Hard - 40 stories of Sheer Adventure!
Alex Goot & Friends (his enemies aren't half as talented!)
Cooking up a nice dish and sitting in the entertainment area, on a cool night, basking in it's greatness.
Inflatable kids pools full of Vodka Lime Crush.
Acidic Email from angry, over passionate teenagers after I trash something "Twilight"-related on the site. Sparkle elsewhere.
My baby girl's big, caring heart.