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Michael Sheen – and no, he’s not one of the long-lost Estevez brothers who was raised by aristocrats in Britain – is rumoured to be playing Roger Collins in director Tim Burton’s feature film adaptation of the classic ’60s series “Dark Shadows”.

(The film would reunite the actor with his “Alice in Wonderland” co-star Johnny Depp)

In addition, Deadline reports Australian actor Gulliver McGrath has been cast in the role of David Collins.

The cast of the film includes Michelle Pfeiffer, Bella Heathcoate, Jackie Earle Haley and Eva Green, with Helena Bonham Carter also expected to join.