You’ll have seen a lot of news items posted the past week or so about a new-and-improved ‘Yoda’; now a ‘Yoda’ isn’t a type of sex-toy that they sell in Indonesia… it’s an old-as-shit Jedi Master who has been ‘tweaked’ for the upcoming “Star Wars” Blu-ray set.

And look, that change isn’t so bad because, let’s admit it, the Yoda of “The Phantom Menace” didn’t – like a battery-less sex toy – really satisfy.

So what has been changed in the “Star Wars” films that you mightn’t like hearing so much? A ‘slurping’ noise inserted when Leia kisses Luke on Hoth, maybe? Testicles on Jabba the Hutt?

No… Try the addition of Darth Vader saying “Nooooo”! (the same “Noooo”! Vader gives when he discovers his beloved Padme has died at the end of “Revenge of the Sith”) as he throws the Emperor off the bridge to his death at the end of “Return of the Jedi”.

Or how about this god-awful tweak to Obi-Wan’s ‘dragon cry’ in “A New Hope”?

And thirdly, the ‘Ewoks’ eyes now blink in “Return of the Jedi”… check that clip out here

Sooo, what do you think guys? like? love? loathe?

Thanks to ‘The Force.Net‘, ‘io9‘