Shake that Fang, Nicole!


Continuing on her never-ending mission to headline something successful, Nicole Kidman has emerged from the Rabbit Hole to snag the rights to the novel “The Family Fang”, with plans to reserve the lead role for herself.

Olympus partners Leslie Urdang and Dean Vanech will produce with Kidman and her Blossom films partner Per Saari, says Deadline, a film about ”a couple of performance artists who routinely sucked their kids into taking part in a variety of bizarre events. When the full grown children return home in a state of crisis, they are unwittingly enlisted to help in the execution of a daring and mysterious final performance by their parents, who are hellbent on achieving the act of a lifetime. Their kids harbor more than a little resentment and blame the performance art for how badly their own lives have turned out”.

Kidman’s latest effort is that unmentionable Joel Schumacher turd.