Caffeinated Clint's MH Blog

Alec Baldwin : Sorry ‘Get Off’ is not an acceptable word!

Alec Baldwin : Sorry ‘Get Off’ is not an acceptable word!
Clint

Alec Baldwin is swapping some useless tiles for a few vowels. And fair enough. Cinema’s original Jack Ryan went all Ramirez on the staff of an American Airlines flight today after being told he’d have to depart the jumbo if he wished to continuing playing ‘Words with Friends’ on his iPad.

The “30 Rock” star tried to summon up old friend Beetlejuice but his cry was unanswered, thus the flight attendants tossed the jolly grey giant out one of the exits. Baldwin was next seen hitching a lift on Red October another airline.

Curse words that’d score one a good 90 points or more on the WWF grid were said to have been muttered as Baldwin’s reps carried the veteran actor (assumingly, he kept playing as he was transferred) to that next flight.

Baldwin, evidently still on his iPad, tweeted shortly after “Flight attendant on American reamed me out 4 playing WORDS W FRIENDS while we sat at the gate, not moving. #nowonderamericaairisbankrupt,” he tweeted, before adding “But, oddly, 30 Rock plays inflight on American. #theresalwaysunited.”

“The flight attendants already look…..smarter,” Baldwin, who was put on a 3pm flight, added. #theresalwaysunitied Last flight w American. Where retired Catholic school gym teachers from the 1950’s find jobs as flight attendants.”

You know what’d make this story more interesting? If Kevin Smith had been the guy Baldwin was playing Words with Friends against. Still, this is fitting headline fodder… I mean, who wouldn’t be smokey for being thrown off a plane mid-game? Nobody removes TRON from the Grid mid-way through his game, don’t remove Alec Baldwin as he’s trying to find an extra S to make ASS. Not cool, airline. I’m sure you totally deserved that angry sandwich Baldwin would’ve forced on you (God, can you imagine!? It’d be like John Malkovich in “In the Line of Fire”! “I want some GOD. DAMN. RESPECT!”).

In other news, Daniel Baldwin was booted from an Amtrak train for eating old cheese from the baggage booth above him.

Share this story!Share on FacebookShare on TumblrShare on StumbleUponTweet about this on TwitterEmail this to someoneShare on Google+Pin on PinterestDigg thisBuffer this pagePrint this pageShare on LinkedIn
(Visited 1 times, 1 visits today)
Click to add a comment

You must be logged in to post a comment Login

Leave a Reply

Caffeinated Clint's MH Blog
Clint

Clint is the creator, editor and maintainer of Moviehole. Loves David Lynch, David Fincher... actually, any filmmaker by the name of David.

More in Caffeinated Clint's MH Blog

oscarsclint

Caffeinated Clint vs. The Oscars

ClintFeb 23, 2015
clintstop1-

Clint’s 10 Favorite Films of 2014

ClintDec 31, 2014
2014-poster

Clint’s 10 least favorite films of 2014

ClintDec 29, 2014
mikenicholssoundtracks

Mike Nichols and Movie Music

ClintNov 21, 2014
Thebestofme

The Best of Me

ClintOct 25, 2014
seventhheaven

Caffeinated Clint vs. Child Molester Collins

ClintOct 8, 2014
thesefinalhours

‘These Final Hours’ Review : Cinematic therapy

ClintJul 31, 2014
transformersageofextinction

‘Transformers : Age of Extinction’ Review : First, a word from our sponsor

ClintJun 24, 2014
thefault

‘The Fault in Our Stars’ Review : Pass the tissues, please?

ClintJun 3, 2014