The trailer for Twilight spoof Breaking Wind

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A couple of days ago we, er, let rip the artwork and a sales sheet for Lionsgate’s new “Twilight” pisstake “Breaking Wind”. The film, featuring the likes of Danny Trejo (“Machete”), hits DVD and Blu-ray in March – unless, of course, Team Jacob and Team Edward put their differences aside and team up to take down the manufacturing plant.

I will admit now to laughing at least once during this trailer – but I will never admit that again. If you think there’s a chance you might laugh, close the door – - no! lock it!, turn down the computer speakers (so nobody can hear what you’re actually laughing at) and make sure your iced coffee isn’t going to topple from the edge of your desk.

“And the award goes to….”