It’s about as exciting as shoving a worm tablet down a cat’s throat, nevertheless here’s the teaser poster for Paul Thomas Anderson’s Scientology pisstake dramatic feature “The Master”, featuring Philip Seymour Hoffman as L. Ron Hubbard the head of a unique corporation. Joaquin Phoenix, Jesse Plemons, David Warshofsky, Amy Adams and Rami Malek also feature in the WWII-set film, set to be immediately dismissed by Tom Cruise and John Travolta loathers of good film as rubbish.

Thanks to The Huffington Post