Want to watch 36 Seconds of the Evil Dead remake?

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Even if it doesn’t feature Bruce Campbell in an Ellen Sandwich? I mean, or Ellen Sandweiss!?

And what if Sam Raimi’s merely sitting behind the camera re-rubber-banding his producer fee, rather than directing the action in-front of him?

Still Okay with that?

Well, Groovy then.

Make friends with the media player below, it’s a flirt and it’s got a short tease of the upcoming “Evil Dead” trailer for you. Give it a pinch on the bony ass for me on the way out.

The full teaser trailer is online tomorrow.

Fede Alvarez’s “Evil Dead” reboot, starring Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci, Jessica Lucas, and Elizabeth Blackmore, opens the cinematic trap door next April.

Five twenty-something friends become holed up in a remote cabin. When they discover a Book of the Dead, they unwittingly summon up dormant demons living in the nearby woods, which possess the youngsters in succession until only one is left intact to fight for survival.