The bloody, fleshy, Arterton-heavy trailer for “Hansel & Gretel : Witch Hunters” – because a vampire-slaying President wasn’t enough, ya see!? – has emerged from the enchanted forest.
As I said in my script review last year, the film’s due to be a fun, but forgettable couple of hours of good effects work, quick quips and some bloody lens-licking splatters. And you can read that script review here.
The movie, starring Jeremy Renner (yup, him again) and Gemma Arterton (yes, her, arrrroooo!), was due for release this year but pushed back until next year – so trailer editors would have enough time to produce a good red-band trailer. Or something.