The trailer for the Anna Faris-absent “Scary Movie 5″ is online.

Featuring cameos by bigwigs Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan and Heather Locklear, with leading performances (if such is required for a movie of this type?) from “High School Musical” vet Ashley Tisdale and Kate Walsh (of “Private Practice”), it’s out April 12. Never thought I’d say this but, please bring back the Wayans.

No need for “Zero Dark Thirty” to sweat, the Oscar is safe.