Ah, the news you come across while spending your Nights in Rodanthe. So I’m out on A Walk to Remember, playing The Last Song on the new Paramore album over-and-over again, and I come across a Message in a Bottle. What was within the Bottle? Well, a Notebook – of course – which contained the message : “Dear John, Fox 2000 has snapped up Nicholas Spark’s latest, The Longest Ride. Think the studio is a Safe Haven for fare like this?”.

Deadline, putting it more astutely than I did, report today that Fox2000 have picked up Sparks’s latest book – this one likely due out next Valentine’s Day (“Safe Haven” hit cinemas this Valentine’s and gobbled up much of the competition at the box office).

I’ll say one thing, Fox 2000 do know their romantic movies, I mean…

(sarcastic shite.)