If he takes his shirt off in one more movie, displaying that undercooked pork chop of a Tarzan drum, ‘Oblivion’ might also be where his fan base heads; thankfully, looks like that grey suit is pretty much tied to the bod, so we might actually escape having to witness that ‘Rock’ of Ages this time.
Like the Catholic schoolgirl said to the jock, keep it on and we’re not going to be having a problem, Tom.
Here’s the trailer for Cruise’s intriguing-looking “Oblivion”, opening in April.
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