Commissioner Gordon books Apes

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Like Jim’s Mowing’s move into the ring-a-date industry, Gary Oldman seems intent on dry-humping today’s big brands until he feels he’s achieved his own climax-satisfying fix. And fair enough, man howls better than a Teen Wolf on screen, as far as I’m concerned he can boogie atop any vehicle he likes.

The “Batman Begins” and “RoboCop” castmember has joined the cast of Fox’s “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes”, reports Coming Soon.

The mustached thesp will be playing the lead of a human colony in the “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” sequel, set fifteen years after the last movie, with the hairy buggers now controlling Earth.

Director Matt Reeves (“Cloverfield”) recently hired Aussies Jason Clarke and Kodi Smit-McPhee to headline.

Oldman next appears in Robert Luketic’s “Paranoia”.