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Go Gaga for the Machete Kills teaser trailer

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The teaser trailer for “Machete Kills”, the sequel to the modestly-budgeted ensemble actioner of 2010, has been released – and it’s a corker!

Featuring Danny Trejo in sharp-titled title role, along with a who’s who of the Leonard Maltin’s Movie and TV encyclopaedia – including Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Amber Heard, William Sadler, Cuba Gooding Jr, Lady Gaga, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Alexa Vega, Antonio Banderas, Sofia Vergara and Demian Bichir – it’s out in September (which means it’ll likely be available on DVD and Blu-ray by Christmas. Win Win for you Grandma!).

Director Robert Rodriguez is already planning a third installment (he envisioned a trilogy from the get-go, apparently); hopefully next time around he sticks those annoying Spy Kids in there, and has Machete sully their airborne jetpacks with tainted, discharging oil. Either that, or Sharkboy and Lava Girl. Surely they’re useful for something.

Here’s a couple of seconds of Amber Heard straddling Danny Trejo…

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