Hang five guys, just have to remove my wedged-in cranium from the monitor.
Alright, and we’re back.
Thank god Universal are mind readers, that’s all I can say, or we’d have nobody to guide us into auditoriums showing quality fare! The gang with the globe logo know exactly what people are craving, and they’re gonna give it to it with sass and salsa- complete with “Step Up 5″ dry-humping the bottom center of the poster.
Er, yep. Color me damp.
“Step Up 5 : Jingle All the Way, Dog” is gonna get the butts of the cinema ushers wiggling.
The fourth sequel to the Channing Tatum starrer has retained the services of dancing duo Alyson Stoner and Adam Sevani, who play Camille Cage and Robert “Moose” Alexander III, respectively in the films, says THR. Trish Sie directs, with Red Bull again in talks to provide the character arcs.
No word yet on any other additions to “Step Up 5″, or what brand of toilet tissue the script was written on, but I have a suggestion for Universal : Vin Diesel. The man has moves. If you can get the jumpsuit of walnuts to reconsider his stance on breakdancing and making cement rock, and convince him he needs another franchise, this could be a match made in mambo heaven. Check Vin out as a youngster below, busting..something,… can you imagine the golden jig he could bring to a “Step Up” film!?
- Greg Mclean gunning for Belco Experiment - April 1, 2015
- Bloodline returning for season two - April 1, 2015
- What a Croc! - April 1, 2015
- The Lawnmower Man cuts From Dusk Till Dawn - April 1, 2015
- Trailer : Mad Max : Fury Road - April 1, 2015
- It Follows expanding any further this Friday! - April 1, 2015
- Trailer : Masterminds - March 31, 2015
- When will we see the next Star Wars trailer!? - March 31, 2015
- Shrek to appear in new Puss in Boots sequel? - March 31, 2015
- Disney developing live-action Mulan - March 31, 2015
Against the Current - the band, not adventures in dangerous swimming 101
Zedd - If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? (Well, answer my question!)
Arrow (Okay, Felicity from Arrow!)
Chrissy Costanza (cat eyes and buttery lyrics!)
Girls (TV) (Okay, Allison Williams!)
Movies - especially when they play in the dark.
Twin Peaks (TV)
Friends (TV) (It had me at "No way are you cool enough to pull Clint"; damn straight, Chandler!)
Traveling - preferably where water is, so I can splash someone!
Star Wars trilogy - no, the other one, fella!
Alex G - far more talented than her younger brother Alex H
Cameron Crowe movies - Say Anything..., Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous
The sign 'Free Wi-Fi'.
Reenacting dance/song scenes from "Grease" with my little girl (hey! Wait till you see my 'Summer Lovin'! - don't judge)
Die Hard - 40 stories of Sheer Adventure!
Alex Goot & Friends (his enemies aren't half as talented!)
Cooking up a nice dish and sitting in the entertainment area, on a cool night, basking in it's greatness.
Inflatable kids pools full of Vodka Lime Crush.
Acidic Email from angry, over passionate teenagers after I trash something "Twilight"-related on the site. Sparkle elsewhere.
My baby girl's big, caring heart.