Wyatt gambles on audiences believing Jessica Lange mothered Marky Mark

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Academy Award Winner Jessica Lange, who these days spends most of her time making hairs stand on end over on “American Horror Story”, will play triple-nippled Mark Wahlberg’s mama in the remake of “The Gambler”, says Deadline.

Directed by “Snow White and the Huntsman” helmer Rupert Wyatt (yep, he also ‘helmed’ Kristen Stewart at one stage), the Paramount Pictures prod retells the events of a 1974 flick that starred James Caan as an English professor who ends up owing the mob a sizeable gambling debt. The man’s mother lends him some more money in an attempt to increase it, but he loses it in Vegas, and soon enough finds himself slave to the mob.