In case you’ve been living in a boxed-in hotel room with Oldboy, Twitter-sensation “Sharknado” has spawned a sequel… one which is now complete with 100% more Andy Dick!
SyFy today announced that Vivica A. Fox (what!?), Mark McGrath (Okay, fair enough, he’s hosting Entertainment News shows – this can’t be any worse), Kelly Osbourne (Money’s money, right?), Andy Dick (Will do anything for a free lunch), Judah Friedlander (*shrugs*), and Judd Hirsch (no, man, no!) have joined the cast of “Sharknado 2 : The Second One”, which is about to Steadicam itself into New York. The band of familiar shark-bait join “Sharknado” heroes Ian Ziering and Tara Reid, along with returning director Anthony Ferrante. Twitter is also rumoured to make a reprise.
In this one, a deadly storm hits New York City – bringing with it those hurtling monsters of the sea! Fin (Ziering) and April (Reid) are, of course, the only ones able to stop the madness (and your remote control, of course).
“Independence Day” and “Kill Bill” star Fox will play Finn’s high-school pal, Skye; Sugar Ray singer McGrath is Fin’s brother-in-law, reality ‘star’ Osbourne is a flight attendant; TV legend Hirsch (who, like Fox, was also part of the “Independence Day” cast) is a Taxi driver; Andy Dick is a police officer; and Judah Friedlander (“Feast”) is playing someone named Brian. Likely all will have about eight minutes screen time before a horrible-looking computer-generated Shark gobbles them up.
Should be… something!
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Against the Current - the band, not adventures in dangerous swimming 101
Zedd - If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? (Well, answer my question!)
Arrow (Okay, Felicity from Arrow!)
Chrissy Costanza (cat eyes and buttery lyrics!)
Girls (TV) (Okay, Allison Williams!)
Movies - especially when they play in the dark.
Twin Peaks (TV)
Friends (TV) (It had me at "No way are you cool enough to pull Clint"; damn straight, Chandler!)
Traveling - preferably where water is, so I can splash someone!
Star Wars trilogy - no, the other one, fella!
Alex G - far more talented than her younger brother Alex H
Cameron Crowe movies - Say Anything..., Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous
The sign 'Free Wi-Fi'.
Reenacting dance/song scenes from "Grease" with my little girl (hey! Wait till you see my 'Summer Lovin'! - don't judge)
Die Hard - 40 stories of Sheer Adventure!
Alex Goot & Friends (his enemies aren't half as talented!)
Cooking up a nice dish and sitting in the entertainment area, on a cool night, basking in it's greatness.
Inflatable kids pools full of Vodka Lime Crush.
Acidic Email from angry, over passionate teenagers after I trash something "Twilight"-related on the site. Sparkle elsewhere.
My baby girl's big, caring heart.