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Trailer : Sharknado 5: Global Swarming

It’s finally happened people. The trailer for “Sharknado 5” is here, and it looks like pure cheese. But maybe that’s what it’s intention is.

According to the trailer, sharks are the only thing we all have in common. The trailer features awful CGI, Tara Reid trying to say lines from “Star Wars”, sharks on busses, probably the worst Aussie accent of all time, international landmarks being torn down by sharks, the dude surfing a shark down the stairs, a wooden homage to “Herb” Morrison, but probably most disturbingly… STILL NO LOOK AT FABIO AS THE POPE. Goddamnit people, what do I have to do to get a look at this?! Don’t tell me I need to sit through the damn movie??? Aaaaaahhhhhhhh.

The good news is, the creators seem to realise by this point that no one takes “Sharknado” seriously and we should all just take it tongue in cheek for what it is – cheesy entertainment.

Check out the trailer above, if you dare. The film will premiere on SYFY next week at the conclusion of “Sharknado Week” on August 6.

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