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Netflix's Chief Content Officer Ted Sarandos says it's a series he'd definitely consider bringing back [...]

If only these events could remain within the cells of our films, and not have any way of crossing over into the real world. [...]

Jonathan Hensleigh, a screenwriter whose biggest claim to fame at the time was writing for Lucasfilm's "Young Indiana Jones Chronicles", had written a script on spec called "Simon Says" - it would be a smart action-thriller, one that called for a good performer as much as it did on-hand emergency crews. [...]

Like De Palma’s “The Untouchables” gurgling on a grande coke-sherbet chaser, “Gangster Squad” is the classic noir gangster flick dry humping the hip, effects-heavy actioners of today. Meeting in the middle, the two elements pop, gushing in a broadly appealing, fast-moving head turner that’s clearly as interested in new Hollywood as it is old Hollywood. [...]

Playing catch-up with some cinema offerings, since it’s a nice, quiet news day. First, a sip of my home-made iced coffee. Yup. That’s a Yum. I repeat that’s a Yum. First up, this “Hitchcock” movie that, like Hugh Grant’s dry-hump with Divine Brown all those years back, went so, so wrong. That nice bottle of [...]

There’s a place, an audience, and a time for every movie; it’s true even for the ten films listed below. These repugnant, unendurable spit bowls of russet mull-juice infused with creepy-crawly sewage are ready to be screened via telescopic projector on the white wall of your favourite horrible high school teacher – smack-bang in the [...]

My most anticipated flick of 2013, the one where Justin Bieber attempts to unsuccessfully side-swipe a white pointer shark on his pink body board, hasn’t been made yet. But there’s ten other, significantly less amusing bits of eye food I’m also hungry to carve and consume come the New Year. Cynics will clearly see the [...]

2012 was the year of The Crow – not so much cinematically, but for my part. I had no idea what kind of year I was in store for when fireworks went off last December 31, but the experience of what’s now logged in my book one of the worst year’s I’ve ever experienced has [...]

Upon being offered the chance to lend their lungs to a Disney/Pixar film, particularly one that served as an ode to video games, actors John C.Reilly and Sarah Silverman couldn’t have slammed down the start button any faster or more vehemently. Truth be told, director Rich Moore was also rather convincing. CLINT MORRIS chats to [...]

You don’t celebrate a remarkable film like “Zero Dark Thirty”, you absorb, admire and bloody applaud it. You absorb it’s engaging, occasionally nail-biting register of the hound for Osama Bin Laden, you admire it’s braveness to inject villainy into both sides of the warring coin, and you bloody applaud it’s masterful configuration – its likely [...]

As someone should’ve told Sharon Stone, think before you open that thing. Quite a few entertainment journalists have seemingly never heard of that old saying ‘everybody has to start somewhere’, because on more than a few occasions recently I’ve been forced to read thoughtless, pointless crap about how so-and-so’s next movie is already doomed, or [...]

Written and directed by Australia's Morgan O'Neil; Produced by Dark Castle's Joel Silver [...]

The film marks the reunion of "Clueless" star Silverstone and director Amy Heckerling [...]

There's plenty of franchises we don't want to see rebooted - pick any rebooted series, other than Bond, and bingo! Never asked for it! - but there's just as many out there that we, speaking on your behalf here kids, wouldn't mind you toying with. And there's possibly some good potential in some of these [...]

Just in case someone's still interested in widening their mouth to gnaw on lukewarm sloppy seconds [...]