Caffeinated Clint
Craptacular series continues with Tommy Hansen leading the charge
Money talks, and bs – considering we’re talking about the “Pirates” franchise, it’s a statement that’s spot on I reckon? – walks.
FreezeDriedMovies.com has confirmed that Johnny Depp has signed on – yes, signed – to play Jack Sparrow a fourth time. Whether that’s in a “Pirates” sequel, prequel or spin-off, they’re not too sure.
I think I’d rather have catshit injected through a syringe and pumped into my ear lobe than watch another “Pirates” movie… but Disney are onto a good thing here. The third one, opening this weekend, is bound to make plenty of cabbage.
