Caffeinated Clint
I could tell you, but then I’d have to flame you
(did I mention I’m at MySpace now?)
Just got enough time to answer a few letters today, but we’ll try and get through some more next week. Meantime…. Flame on….
Q.I’m not really a Jolie fan but I rather have Angelina Jolie than Rachel Weisz [in “Sin City 2”]. These are just rumors I hope? – Paul
A. Yep, just like the Michael Madsen as “Cleopatra” one that I just started. In all seriousness, don’t put a lot of stock into the ‘Jolie leaving Sin City sequel’ rumours; from what I hear, Robert Rodriguez will gladly give her his, well, children, if she agreed to do the film.
Q.Okay, I’m NOT looking forward to AvP2 (but I hate to admit that I’ll probably pay to see it). But for the sake of being positive, I think there is still hope. I think Mel Gibson should (I know he never will) direct AvP3, with no humans in the movie at all, and with subtitles for the Predators.
Can it be all that different from his last movie? We all know Gibson loves to put a ton of violence in his movies, so if he did AvP there would be no shortage of nice creative kills, or at least great angles of them.
Okay, maybe not the best idea, but it would still be infinitely better than AvP and AvP2 combined. The ONLY thing better would be the Cameron/Scott Alien 5 that got dumped a few years back. – Paul
A. Um, the Predator’s are Jewish. Ain’t gonna happen.
Q.Hi and Happy New Year, I’m waiting to hear about the Metal Gear movie and hoping Eric Bana will do this film. He is perfect for the role. – Jules
A The guy laughed in the face of “Hulk 2” and “Casino Royale”, you really think he’s going to do “Metal Gear”?
Q.How desperate was Halle Barry rallying the fans at the People’s Choice for “X-Men 4”? Is she jobless? On some other interview she also wants that trash “Catwoman” movie back on the bigscreen again. I guess the Oscar curse is true not just for her but for other actors and actresses because every time these stars win the Oscar some are forgotten, some make flops and others we see them act so horrible after their win – Kurt
A. Yeah, and I heard Halle ‘Berry’ did the same thing, too!
Q.Hey love the site, hope all are doing well. So with all these completely unnecessary, but what’s to stop them, horror remakes, will we be seeing Chucky getting the remake? This is actually one I could be happy with. I personally enjoyed “Child’s Play” 1& 2 and I can’t stand to see the series end with that p.o.s. “Seed of Chucky.” Thanks and take care. – Madix
A. I think I understand your question. Well, I dare say there will be a “Child’s Play” remake sometime, but hopefully not too soon. (Oh, and Chucky’s creator, Don Mancini, reads the page – and you’ve probably just upset him. Run! Run! Run!)
Q.Mat wrote last week- In my time off over the holidays I had some time to ponder about two of my loves, Movies and gaming and why the hell they can’t seem to exist together. You answered your own question… As long as Uwe Boll is alive, “successful” (in his own words…) game movies will continue to be made. One day, when the skies are blue and the sun is shining warm. A day when rumor monsters aren’t posting to drooling fanboys about Anna Nicole cast as Jabba in the upcoming “Star Wars” remake. A day when the gossip monkey can freely fling poo at whomever he wishes… on that day Uwe Boll will get the big size 13 in the rear and never be allowed to direct again. Oh and speaking of rumors, The script goes like this: Rachel Dawes enters a witness protection program but the mob keeps finding her, so they give her a sex change and change her name to… you guessed it- Harvey Dent! So to answer all the questions, Katie Holmes will be playing Dent. Oh, and Alf will be playing Wonder Woman. Love the site, keep up the good work! – Sean
A. You’re scary man, Scary. I predict you’ll be running a studio within a year.
Q. Is there a Supergirl movie in the works? – Casey
A. No, not at this stage – the last mention of it was those BS rumours linking Aussie actress Melissa George to the role. UK reports mentioned that there’s talk of a “Lois Lane” spin-off planned, though. Personally, I say that’s bullshit. Kate Bosworth’s Lois was the least popular character in “Superman Returns”, as if they’re going to give her her own spin-off movie. Sheesh.
Q.Treat yourself and your woman to a marvelous, sensual experience. Introducing the Vibrating Ring. Its patented design is both comfortable and washable. The Ring section easily stretches to fit any size and is made of non-toxic silicone rubber material that is both soft and hygienic. The Vibrating Ring features a raised tickler with thinly sculptured ridges especially designed to stimulate her c-spot and a micro vibration motor which produces pulsating sensations through the shaft promoting multiple pleasures.
It’s self-powered & has a switch to turn the device on and off as you choose. So you’re in control. – Francis
A Right on, man. Ring us up two of those mothers.
