PHOEBE GALLAGHER
NBC has decided to air the troubled ‘Munsters’ reboot it’s been tinkering with – for, what, a couple of years now? – as a Halloween special.
The series, “Mockingbird Lane”, will have it’s pricey pilot screened sometime in the last week of October. It’s likely that’s all we’ll see of the show, which features Eddie Izaard, Jerry O’Connell and Portia De Rossi, among others.
Says THR, “Mockingbird Lane has endured a long, tortured history at NBC, and the network was considering whether to scrap the project altogether. The series was originally launched before current chariman Bob Greenblatt came on board in early 2011, but Greenblatt redeveloped the project extensively.
Yet Fuller and Singer are said to have had differing opinions about the style of the pilot, and the final version is said to have come in below the network’s expectations. With Fuller now busy shooting NBC’s 13-episode Hannibal series, he’s not able to work on Mockingbird. So NBC has been considering all options to salvage the property.”
What a shame. Not only did the series have a good cast and crew – Bryan’s Singer and Fuller were behind it – but Clint’s recent script review of the pilot got me excited to see the show and where it might go.
Clint said in his piece, ”Appropriately, the Munsters arrive via crate to their new address. And they spend the first hour getting to know the locals (Grandpa licking his lips as he’s taken from house to house), hunting down a replacement ‘heart’ for the ailing Herman and largely, helping Eddie realize that he’s not a monster.
Here’s a look at the characters :
Herman Munster
Think Dawson Leery’s compassionate, all-supportive dad (from ”Dawson’s Creek”) crossed with Frankenstein’s monster.
Was created by Grandpa; no other man, besides one he puts together, would of course be good enough for his daughter Lily.
Doesn’t much look like Fred Gwynne’s Frankenstein-looking fellow from the original. This Herman is more of a stud – albeit one with scars. He’s a skinny, but rather attractive man in his ’30s – though he’s stitched together from the body parts of other men and has a mechanical steampunk heart – one that is breaking down.
Though Herman does get a heart replacement – thankfully a few of those ‘dead hobo’s’ turn up under the swimming pool – he’s not doing well (he loves too much and it’s killing him). Believing he has no choice if he wants Herman to live, Grandpa finds a nice man with a “good heart” for Herman (if you get my drift).
A big old softie that adores his family, Herman is his son’s best friend and has a passionate relationship with the Mrs.
Eddie Munster
Think Ricky Schroder in “The Champ” – with sharper teeth.
The first – and he’s seemingly the most central character – of the Munsters we’re introduced to. Much like Michael J.Fox’s character in ”Teen Wolf” he’s about to discover he’s got quite the howl- – only he’s terrified beyond belief at what that means (he’s frightened enough of puberty!). Though the Munsters have moved to Mockingbird Heights because Eddie attacked his fellow boy scouts at a camp, he doesn’t have any recollection of the event and has been told a baby bear attacked his friends. Eventually Herman is forced to tell Eddie what he does, as the request of Grandpa but dad’s determined to remind him – just as his mother will – that he’s not a monster. Young Eddie ultimately decides to be a vegetarian monster when he can help it, and when he can’t… his dad says they’ll figure it out together. Awww.
Grandpa Munster
Think ‘Grandpa’ from “The Lost Boys” mixed with Lestat.
Scary son of a gun. A I said, he, and the rest of the clan, arrive by delivery truck. His crate topples over, a mass of rats spill out and join to form. An old-codger vampire that, for the past ten years, has been feeding on animals so young that Eddie doesn’t think anything’s ‘different’ about his family. This scary old fellow feeds on animals like Lions but, not surprisingly, is starting to hunger human blood. And with Eddie now “in the family way”, he feels okay about that. Grandpa knows he’s going to start eating humans again, suggesting he’s gobbled his way through a few in the past, and has enough love for Marilyn (who he saved from her mother, he says) to recommend she go to college on the other side of America. She’s safer there.
Has quite a few special powers – like the ability to send new neighbour Tim into a deep sleep by simply waving his hand in front of him
Lily Munster
Think the mysterious Selina Kyle meets “Friday Night Lights” momma Julie Taylor.
Perpetually beautiful. Pale. Sweet. Her crate begins as a pool of spiders before transforming into the tall, slender matriarch of the family. Like his father, Eddie’s mum ultimately teaches him the “difference between being a Munster and being a Monster”.
She works at a pet store where she uses her magic to, for instance, trick the dogs into cleaning their own cages.
Loves her family dearly, and doesn’t want Herman to find a new heart because his current one belonged to Eddie’s biological father.
Marilyn Munster
Think hotness. Is Adrianne Palicki busy!?
The human component of the family. Sweet, attractive young girl who – for obvious reasons – is pretty much the face of the family. Seems completely OK with Grandpa eating animals and people, recognizing his vampirism as a curse not something he chose, and is keen to help werewolf Eddie realize he’s not a bad person for having to feed off animals.
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So they’re the Munsters.
Secondary characters include Eddie’s new scout-master Steve, who’ll play a pivotal part in the series (though the actor playing him mightn’t be required for any more than a couple of episodes); neighbours Tim and Doti, who seemingly don’t have a very strong relationship; and some of Eddie’s little friends… but not surprisingly, the camera stays on one or all of the Munsters at most times.
There’s a nice little homage to both Fred Gwynne and the original series in the pilot that fans of the late great actor and the original box offering will enjoy.
“Bloody” love this. Looking forward to it!
Just one thing… where’s Spot!!!??”
Sigh.
