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Jolie purring for Catwoman role

Clint here,

first things first, sorry about all the friggin’ downtime we’ve been experiencing of late. Seems we’ve had a shitload of traffic the past week or so, and the old guy that hosts our site – he gives us a great deal; we cook him dinner once a week, and round up his sheep, and he lets us run our site on the same server he has his upthechooksass.org site, good ol Reg! – just couldn’t keep up with the requests. Hopefully we’ll be running “normally” – what is running normally anyway? was Forrest Gump running normally? Steve Prefontaine? – shortly.

Interesting bit of news hit the web today – actually, it’s not so much news as it is someone making an article around a forgettable quote. Still, lets run it. You never know, it might come off. Or not. Any excuse to run a picture of a hot broad.

Angelina Jolie apparently wants to be Catwoman – or so says Julie Newmar, who played the pussy heroine on TV.

Newmar said Jolie has been asking film bosses about landing the role. “Angelina would own the part. My industry friends tell me that she has already made enquiries about the role”, the ageing “Batman” star told The Mirror. “And I can understand how it would pique her interest – Catwoman is Batman’s one true love. When you look at the box office success of this current film, which actress wouldn’t jump at it?”

There’s no script yet for any future Batman film, and it’s not even certain that Catwoman will appear in the film – though the rumour mill suggests Selina Kyle may make an appearance – so take this as a fourth-hand chinese whisper until it evolves into something else… if it does.

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