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If only the ‘Cradle’ would fall
God help us – but more to the point, God help Angelina Jolie. She’s obviously been drinking from too many contaminated wells, or something.
According to Dark Horizons and The Daily Express, the actress has agreed to reprise her role as Lara Croft in a third “Tomb Raider” movie.
Whilst computer animators work on resizing her bust for a market promo ad, she’s back at the gym, in an effort to regain those Crofty curves and monstrous muscles.
“Angelina is already in training to make sure she gets rid of her post-pregnancy bulge,” a source tells. “She wants to be in tip-top shape and look better in Lara’s outfit than ever.”
“Paramount has optioned [Tomb Raider III] and Angelina has agreed to star in the third,” Ian Livingstone — fantasy author, Eidos co-founder, and creator of Lara Croft — says, neglecting to mention just how fat the bag of cabbage was that the studio had to dangle in front of Jolie to get her to say yes.
The Razzies have already reserved a spot for the film on the Nomination Ballet, no doubt.
