Caffeinated Clint
Episode : The One with a ‘Cruise Fan’!
(did I mention I’m at MySpace now?)
Life’s greatest questions are again answered by the webbly, Clint Morris – or, some of them are, and he just waits for a few ‘illiterate silly-ass’ ones to come into the inbox so to replace the others with.
Shortage of loo roll this week, so just a few from the H-man to start with….
Q. okay i heard that the dukes of hazzard the beging is post come out by 2008 i can’t wait i,m a big fan tv show i heard this one is post be more like old show i heard about and frankly i really like it because it,s got the car i go nuts over car one of the best tv car,s ever let me know when have a duke,s 3 from holden – Holden
Q. okay what the speed racer movie is it in work,s i hope so because i,m really big fan of speed racer have you pull off the cast i had good idea for the cast haley joel osment as t.k. and michelle trachtenberg as trixy and kevin farley as the cheif manger and dad of speed racer and vince vaguhn as racer x of speed racer,s older bother that he thought his bother dead lucas black as speed racer tell what you think of that idea from holden – Holden
Q. okay i have an idea knight rider movie frist of all i heard it was going to be with waner bors why did they change it with revolution studios i can’t figure that out for some reason any way i think put kinght rider movie with because it would go really good with it get rob cohen to directed it think from holden – Holden
Q. Can you tell me what the hell Channel 10 is doing with both Smallville and Veronica Mars. Smallville they have stopped around four episodes from the end of Season 4; while Veronica Mars they showed the first episode of Season 2 then nothing. Can you get them to pull their head out! – Ben
A. Considering Channel TEN don’t have much to do with us, or anyone else connected to the ‘big bad web’ – yeah, because we wrote the shittiness that was “Cooks” and “Above the Law” – I couldn’t tell you. That is bloody stupid though. I can tell you that the guys behind both of those shows aren’t exactly happy with the treatment they’ve gotten here in Australia either – but they are glad that they’re at least airing.
Q.Clint, It seems that “Man About Town” seems to be doing better than I expected down here in a Oz and eve you gave it a good review. Any chance of it getting a US theatrical release or is just going straight to DVD. – Sambo
A. Sambo, afraid it isn’t doing very well here in Australia at all – I made more money playing the mouth organ to neighbours, when I was twelve – so don’t expect a wide-release, if any kind of theatrical outing, for it in the states.
Q. How’s it hanging? I just wanted to drop a line and ask if there was any news, developments, happenings with an ‘Angel’ movie, ‘Spike’ movie, or a ‘Faith’ movie? Thanks for the help. – Man of Destiny
A. Howdy. Hanging to the left. Speaking of hanging, there’s a noose around the necks of each of those “Buffy” projects – all dead, I’m afraid.
Q. I’m really hoping Clint Eastwood will sign on for “Dirty Harry 6”. I heard there is a script reading and producers who want to make it. Do you think he’ll come back? Time to mount a fan campaign! If not, Hugh Jackman is the perfect choice for them to reboot the franchise. You agree? – Chris
A. Had the pleasure of bumping into Mr.Eastwood at Warner last month, and I can tell you, he’s got much better things on the table than having to do another “Dirty Harry” film. The only reason he did the last one, “The Dead Pool”, was because he had nothing better on the table at the time – this was before “Unforgiven”, and his big comeback, you see. There has been talk over the years about a new “Dirty Harry” film – but I think the studio’s stance is that if Eastwood isn’t in it, then it shouldn’t exist. Though Ron Jeremy might make for a good ‘Dirty Harry’ – – – but in a totally different movie.
Q. I read on some entertainment news that Halle Barry is interested in redeeming the Catwoman movie. Is this true? I hope this CAT-tastrophe stays away from the Batman franchise. – Jamie
A. Janet Jackson’s tit will pop out again before that happens, I assure you. Nope, no “Catwoman 2” in Berry’s future (unless, of course, she’s asked to reprise the role for one of Chris Nolan’s “Batman” films – and even then, I can’t see why Nolan would want to associate himself with her “Catwoman”).
Q. Hi there, when is Al Pacino’s film “88 minutes” going to be released? It finished filming many months ago. It was filmed in Vancouver, B.C. Can’t find a release date on imdb.com – John
A. Apparently theatre exhibitors are waiting until the filmmakers cut three minutes off the film – they can fit in more sessions with an 85-minute film. No, in all seriousness, I believe it’ll come out early next year.
Q.I like Brad Pitt but love Tom Cruise more. Tom Cruise owns Ethan Hunt and he is Mission Impossible. I want this franchise to go on with Tom Cruise in it. – Andrea
A. Thankyou Ms Wagner.
Just got word that this up and comer Cassandra Hepburn just finished filming a Guest Star role on the CBS Television show “Medium” with Patricia Arquette and is set to film an indie called “Zulu Lounge” which will be shot in Reno this October directed by Cylk Cozart. – Dan
A. You wouldn’t believe how many have been asking about her movements…
Q. Clint – you did say how confident you are about Katie Holmes coming back for ‘The Dark Knight’ but how come Warner Bros. is still being tight lipped about it? You’re not messing with us are you? And we’re not trying to shoot the messenger tho the urge is strong because we know you\’re good. Too bad Katie is really marrying Tom because I wanted her as my own bride because my baby will have a 100% chance of looking really good. – Metsker
A. My source is pretty solid, so yeah, I can pretty much assure you that Katie Holmes will be back as Rachel Dawes – if even briefly – in the next film. What I can’t guarantee is that she won’t be trying to coax Bruce Wayne into reading the book “Clear Body, Clear Mind” by Ron L.Hubbard.
Q.Who’s going to star in “The Incredible Hulk”? – Lance
A. Not Dominic Purcell – or any other “Prison Break” regular.
Q.Why Moviehole? – Maddix
A.Why? Think I should go back to ‘PenetratingPigeons.com’ ?
Q.Hey, funny review from Clare Bath on “Beerfest”. She was on the money – it was a pisser! – Matthew
A. As is Beer itself.
Q.Pity about Will Ferrell not wanting to do an “Elf 2” – do you think we’ll see him in any other sequels to some of his earlier hits? – Jason
A. I know that Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson are working on “Zoolander 2”, so there’s a chance that he may pop up in that – but at the moment, Ferrell’s interested primarily in doing original material.
Q.Glad you’re back in business Clint! We missed you! – Nath
A. Really? You and Holden? Awww shucks.
