Sadly the Sharknado sequel won’t be called Flakes in Space

The inevitable “Sharknado” sequel has been named.

SyFy announced today that the flying-fish movie will be titled “Sharknado 2 : The Second One”.

This one, set in New York, lands July 2014.

I’m betting, seeing what it’s done for Ian Ziering’s career, a whole horde of forgotten-about “90210” and “Melrose Place” stars are ringing SyFy off-the-hook to see if they can’t get a role in it. Personally, I’d love to see Tori Spelling plucked from a mall roof by a skydiving shark.

Two quick, speedy Fast & Furious 7 nuggets

Batman may go on an Adkins diet?