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About that Expendables 2 plot over on the NuImage website….


… it ain’t correct.

Sly Stallone says so.

He’d know (he’s probably co-writing the thing).

Guessing Avi and the boys scoured the IMDB forums looking for a plausible plot and went with that… or an older draft of the script… or something. Whatever the case, Rambo snaps the neck of the synopsis.

You know the one I’m referring to one, right? The one that says they’re killing off Mickey Rourke’s character?

The Expendables are back and this time it’s personal! After Tool (Mickey Rourke), the heart and soul of the Expendables, is brutally murdered on a mission, his comrades swear to avenge him. They’re not the only ones who want blood. Tool’s beautiful young and wild daughter Fiona embarks on her own revenge mission, complicating matters when she is captured and ransomed by a ruthless dictator plotting to destroy a resistance movement. Now Barney and the Expendables must risk everything to save her and humanity.

Stallone dropped StalloneZone a line and said the plot is incorrect and that the real one will be revealed shortly.

So Mickey doesn’t bite it, I’m guessing?

Michael Bay (Part 2)

The synopsis for Stallone’s Headshot though? That’s correct!