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Horny Italian teenagers discover the truth about Moana movie

Thanks to a ‘famous porn star’ (if she was that famous, I’d surely recognize the name!), Disney have been forced to rename their upcoming animated movie “Moana” to “Oceana” in Italy.

According to Cartoon Brew, the name “Moana” was nixed because it was thought audiences might confuse it for a biopic on former adult star and one-time politician Moana Pozzi. Pozzi, though having been dead for over 15 years, is apparently still quite the name in her home country.

Disney are yet to comment.

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