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Sacha Baron Cohen allowed to now attend Oscars – and as The Dictator!

One helluva publicity stunt or a practice in public affairs?

After initially being banned by the Academy Awards, where he planned to dress as new movie character ‘The Dictator’, the decrepit coots have loosened their ties and allowed the funnyman to attend the event.

Cohen, in character, has released the following statement :

“VICTORY IS OURS! Today the Mighty Nation of Wadiya triumphed over the Zionist snakes of Hollywood. Evil and all those who made Satan their protector were vanquished and driven into the Pacific Sea. What I am trying to say here is that the Academy have surrendered and sent over two tickets and a parking pass! TODAY OSCAR, TOMORROW OBAMA!”

Sounds like the Oscars are gonna be worth watching again!

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