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Trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean : On Stranger Tides!

Well, at least this one looks like funner than having one’s ass shaved by a bearded beautician.

Disney has unveiled the trailer for ”Pirates of the Caribbean : Because Three Wasn’t Enough On Stranger Tides” over at Yahoo! Movies. The film sees the return of ex-undercover cop Tom Hansen, now a cross-dresser that hangs with Keith Richards and spends most of his time getting wet. Okay, the real synopsis is below :

Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) finds himself on an unexpected journey to the fabled Fountain of Youth when a woman from his past (Penelope Cruz) forces him aboard the Queen Anne’s Revenge, the ship of the formidable pirate Blackbeard (Ian McShane).



Hayek reuniting with Kevin James. Desperado, much?

Unknowns may play the Three Stooges!